That is some fucked up logic my friend but have an upvote anyways. I guess a strike against feminism is worth it! 😂 even though that was creepy as fuck!
[ - ] gaperglory [op] 1 point 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 23:53:47 ago (+1/-0)
It's what happens all the time. Just lucky enough to have filmed it. Spiders are awesome. As long as they aren't brown recluse or black widows. They keep all the annoying flying fuckers in Check. Think about how amazing they're abilities to weave orbs and create silk and choose perfect spots... About as evolutionarily impressive a little thing can be. I feed her moths and insects every night just to watch her impressive killer abilities.
I don't mind black widows. They're highly unlikely to bite and are sedentary; if they're in your area just be careful where to stick your hand.
Brown recluses are also unlikely to bite, but those niggers move around and get into places where you'll inevitably be. Namely your fucking sheets, shoes, or bathroom. Lactrodectism from a widow is a month of hell, but it beats necrosis and limb loss.
Mantids are awesome. Used to have them chill in my window sill and I'd occassionally grab one to place on my shoulder or let crawl around- they're quite docile and inquisitive for a bug.
[ - ] gaperglory [op] 1 point 8 monthsSep 6, 2023 15:31:08 ago (+1/-0)
Next time I'll film it in 480 nigger-vision. Gotta have a good camera to get footage like that... also as for the angle, it was kind of hard considering it wasn't exactly happening on my personal fucking schedule lol.
Just saying you gotta run it through VLC to make "web quality." I took some 4k videos, and after converting to 1080p and reducing the bitrate 10x I got almost identical videos (it went from about 1.5Mbytes/s to 1.3Mbit/s) . The videos weren't from a spectacular camera in the first place, so most of the "resolution" was wasted. And no one cared; they just wanted to see what I was doing; I'm not Jacques fucking Cousteau.
Before I did the conversion it was taking me forever to upload them using shithole internet.
[ + ] gaperglory
[ - ] gaperglory [op] 4 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 23:39:49 ago (+4/-0)
FLAWLESS VICTORY.
Keep in mind this innocent mantis would have found a male, mated, and then ate him. This is a win against feminism.
[ + ] Outlaw_Aryan
[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 1 point 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 23:46:06 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] gaperglory
[ - ] gaperglory [op] 1 point 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 23:53:47 ago (+1/-0)
Think about how amazing they're abilities to weave orbs and create silk and choose perfect spots...
About as evolutionarily impressive a little thing can be.
I feed her moths and insects every night just to watch her impressive killer abilities.
[ + ] MuricaPersonified
[ - ] MuricaPersonified 0 points 8 monthsSep 6, 2023 04:09:47 ago (+0/-0)*
Brown recluses are also unlikely to bite, but those niggers move around and get into places where you'll inevitably be. Namely your fucking sheets, shoes, or bathroom. Lactrodectism from a widow is a month of hell, but it beats necrosis and limb loss.
Mantids are awesome. Used to have them chill in my window sill and I'd occassionally grab one to place on my shoulder or let crawl around- they're quite docile and inquisitive for a bug.
[ + ] deleted
[ - ] deleted -1 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 23:46:09 ago (+0/-1)
[ + ] bonghits4jeebus
[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 2 points 8 monthsSep 6, 2023 00:31:41 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] gaperglory
[ - ] gaperglory [op] 1 point 8 monthsSep 6, 2023 15:31:08 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] bonghits4jeebus
[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 8 monthsSep 6, 2023 17:53:25 ago (+0/-0)
Before I did the conversion it was taking me forever to upload them using shithole internet.
[ + ] psykx
[ - ] psykx 1 point 8 monthsSep 6, 2023 01:00:26 ago (+1/-0)