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[ - ] MuricaPersonified 5 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 22:48:35 ago (+5/-0)

NES ≠ Playstation.

Also, fuck womens' games. Don't play them.

[ - ] Trollasaurus 1 point 8 monthsSep 7, 2023 15:14:11 ago (+1/-0)

The Konami code isn't unique to the NES. It's used in many Konami games across many platforms. Including various Playstation generations.
What's strange is that boomers seem to always remember the second part of the code incorrectly.

[ - ] lord_nougat 6 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 17:05:45 ago (+6/-0)

You have unlocked MEGA DILDO DEGENERACY mode!

[ - ] TheSimulacra 4 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 17:48:51 ago (+4/-0)

Try again, add an extra L R.
Should work now

[ - ] DieselForever 5 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 17:28:13 ago (+5/-0)

No fucking shit Sherlock no means no?

[ - ] BulletStopper 4 points 8 monthsSep 6, 2023 02:50:13 ago (+4/-0)

There's always more girls on the girl tree. Just move on to the next one.

[ - ] HeyJames 4 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 19:39:44 ago (+5/-1)

Back in the day we knew that if you're taking a woman's clothes off and saying "no" but not fighting and allowing it then she probably just wants to play around a little. Now that same action will get you locked up as a rapist.

[ - ] MasterSuppressionTechnique [op] 3 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 19:51:34 ago (+3/-0)

"Stop it... blushes stop it some more."

[ - ] PostWallHelena -5 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 23:14:04 ago (+0/-5)

Tell us some more of your rape stories.

[ - ] HeyJames 1 point 8 monthsSep 6, 2023 08:21:44 ago (+1/-0)

Women like to be slapped, choked, and spanked.

[ - ] PostWallHelena -1 points 8 monthsSep 6, 2023 21:26:24 ago (+0/-1)

How would you know homo?

[ - ] HeyJames 2 points 8 monthsSep 6, 2023 21:36:10 ago (+2/-0)

There's no reason to call me a homo. The gayest thing I've ever done is eat brisket with another man

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 3 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 21:42:33 ago (+3/-0)

A lot of women like being chased. The new "no means no" feminism means that men who try to chase the wrong woman get sexual harassment charges.

[ - ] Clubberlang 6 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 21:58:21 ago (+6/-0)

AOC was raped by this comment.

[ - ] rabidR04CH 3 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 20:58:55 ago (+3/-0)

In my case, I never tried too hard because there was never any one woman who was truly worth it. Since the female gender no longer carries the kind of values her parents or grandparents had, its members have become disposable and you'd be right to jump from one to the other until you hit the right chemistry. Few will ever really care about you or the relationship, so why would you invest when it has already been proven that these people wouldn't think twice about obliterating your repotation or life?

[ - ] deleted 1 point 8 monthsSep 6, 2023 15:59:19 ago (+2/-1)

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[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 2 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 20:13:41 ago (+3/-1)

I shit you not...after my marriage ended in 87 and I was unchained from the bitch from hell, I had a totally different approach to women...I made it a commitment to never chase a broad again...they gravitated to me...women always want what they think they can't have and not giving them attention drives them nuts to the point where they just surrender to find out what it is that they can't have.

[ - ] gaperglory 3 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 22:01:24 ago (+3/-0)

Dude... don't give this trick away like that. Make incels like phantom PAY for it.

[ - ] PhantomXLII -1 points 8 monthsSep 7, 2023 09:42:38 ago (+0/-1)

INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL

Any more buzzwords you'd like to throw out, bitch? You'll fucking die for your sins, so take that Cross off your fucking profile picture.

Stupid fuck... Do you think I give a fucking shit about "dating advice"? Why would I EVER want advice for catching a fucking slut? That's all that's left. I gave it my best shot back in HS and very early into college, shit didn't work out. So fucking what? I'm old and smart enough to know now it wouldn't have worked out anyway. I barely had time to sleep back then. Now all the good ones, the very few that were there, are gone.

Oh mcfucking well, stupid nigger.

But you want to call me an incel for the sole reason that I am fucking right. Stupid bitch. You're defending sluts, whores, cunts, whatever the fuck you call them. You are defending a group of overt hostiles, therefore you are a hostile.

So, hostile, explain to me why I should have to "PAY" for shitty advice I already fucking knew? Why do I need to beg and plead for advice I never needed? I keep to myself and don't bother chasing because there's nothing to chase. There's no reward for wasting my time. If some stupid slut enjoys that I'll never know, and I'll certainly never care.

Truth is, you're just a bitch that hates me because I am the most correct thing to happen since the fucking Reich. With that said, here's some "advice" for you you'll fucking die with:

Shut the fuck up, simmer the fuck down, and fucking deal with the fact I'm better than you and you fucking hate it.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 8 monthsSep 7, 2023 09:53:49 ago (+2/-0)

I'm old

Played roblox in middle school

[ - ] PhantomXLII -1 points 8 monthsSep 7, 2023 10:04:54 ago (+0/-1)

Yeah, 24, too old to get started. Maybe try using your fucking brain when you read, "woman".

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 8 monthsSep 7, 2023 10:09:31 ago (+1/-0)

Oh please. 24 is too late. Are you a woman?

Go get your house and your life together as your doing and some 18 year old debt free tattoo free virgin will show up at your doorstep one day. Its a thing I promise.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 0 points 8 monthsSep 7, 2023 10:25:19 ago (+1/-1)

Oh please. 24 is too late.

😂

Yeah, it is. No relationship experience at my age? That's just gonna raise red flags for anyone. I get it.

and some 18 year old debt free tattoo free virgin will show up at your doorstep one day.

Lying is a sin.

Its a thing I promise.

As is making false promises.

You and I damn well know that isn't at all how shit works.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 8 monthsSep 7, 2023 10:37:09 ago (+1/-0)

You and I damn well know that isn't at all how shit works

It used to. Then your way of thinking became more popular. Its honestly why you scare me. Not all the nazi rah rah you do, or Gods brimstone and fire speeches. Its your way of thinking that spreads into others and pollutes. ME and self. Its whats getting us closer to the end.



[ - ] PhantomXLII 0 points 8 monthsSep 7, 2023 11:13:13 ago (+1/-1)

It used to.

Yeah, and White Christendom used to exist.

Then your way of thinking became more popular.

😂 No, not mine.

Its your way of thinking that spreads into others and pollutes. ME and self.

Lol okay Helena. God, family, race, nation.

God has gone silent, family can betray, the race killed itself, and the last nation worth dying for died in 1945. Many did. All of them, actually.

So what's left?

Its whats getting us closer to the end.

Good. Less suffering, more silence.

[ - ] Questionable_2 2 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 17:24:26 ago (+3/-1)

That was from Mortal Kombat if I recall for a finishing move?

Ninja edit: instant ups for you.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 8 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 17:46:39 ago (+8/-0)

Contra on nes. It's the 30 lives code. Pretty much the only way a casual player could experience the whole game.

[ - ] TheSimulacra 4 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 17:47:59 ago (+4/-0)

Missed a L R in the combo there

[ - ] NoRefunds 4 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 19:35:46 ago (+4/-0)

Hey kid, nes didn't have L R

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 21:53:21 ago (+3/-0)

Just blow on the cartridge dick.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 8 monthsSep 6, 2023 07:54:23 ago (+2/-0)

Your nes cartridges had dicks?

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 8 monthsSep 6, 2023 21:44:42 ago (+2/-0)

Get your meat beaters off my cartridges

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 18:18:08 ago (+2/-0)

Not my fault OP fucked it up.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 21:52:32 ago (+1/-0)

Contra

[ - ] CoronaHoax 1 point 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 18:11:00 ago (+1/-0)

IDDQD

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 17:37:41 ago (+1/-1)

I’m so lonely

I’m not ugly, women touch their hair when they look at me

I can’t cook for shit so I’m pretty sexy…, more or less

I’m a fucking coward.

I’m afraid for my heart getting broken

I fall in love way too easy…, it’s fucking sickening

I wish I were a ‘Chad’ that can stick his dick in any random bottom..

Can’t do it. Won’t do it. Call me retarded because it’s true

[ - ] Clubberlang 6 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 21:55:08 ago (+6/-0)

I wish I were a ‘Chad’ that can stick his dick in any random bottom..

Gay prose.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 16:54:04 ago (+4/-4)

If I want to play games I have a playstation

Gay.

Can't accept on the first offer because then she would be seen as too eager. I don't know how these women are saying no, but there's a way to say no that doesn't really mean no.

Also some men are just autistic now and can't tell when a woman is teasing. Probably because of the video games.

The rules died a long time ago.

[ - ] 15MAR 9 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 16:59:37 ago (+9/-0)

Men have always failed at picking up on "signals" that women thought were obvious.

Add to that the built-in harassment scare of Clown World and it's no surprise relationships aren't even starting, let alone failing.

[ - ] 9000timesempty 7 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 17:13:52 ago (+7/-0)

Women have lost their place.

[ - ] gaperglory 2 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 21:59:36 ago (+2/-0)

They gave up their place to work for jews instead of their family. They're gullible and usually stupid. If they're lucky enough to be hot, retarded men have inflated their ego to the point of unbreakable ignorance shield.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 21:56:13 ago (+1/-0)

Now they have trannys to compete with, literally.

[ - ] Gowithit -3 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 17:20:51 ago (+1/-4)

I'm confused by this comment. Could you elaborate a little on it please?

[ - ] 9000timesempty 2 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 18:51:42 ago (+3/-1)

Alright tranny.
Women exist to facilitate a constructive family.
Not get promotions or become politicians.
A woman's speech has never equalled reality. Only feelings. A pathetic perspective of someone not meant to even try.
Feelings HAVE ZERO PLACE IN REALITY.

[ - ] Hand_Of_Node 1 point 8 monthsSep 6, 2023 00:35:23 ago (+1/-0)

Feelings rule every aspect of our lives, then the rational side of the mind generates explanations for decisions and behaviors that seem logical.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 3 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 18:13:47 ago (+3/-0)

If they didn’t try further it’s probably because they didn’t really like the girl. Girls are supposed to play their part too even if they’re denying.

The part of getting them to do all the pursuing is a skill and technique too. Works incredibly well if a man masters it “against” women too.

[ - ] 9000timesempty 3 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 18:52:54 ago (+3/-0)

Video games rule, girls drool.

[ - ] Gowithit -1 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 18:56:17 ago (+2/-3)

I knew it! I was gong to say they lost their place to video games and distractions by design but I didn't want to just assume. Figured I'd ask first.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 2 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 18:09:51 ago (+2/-0)

Gay.

Lol okay bitch. Men can't ever have things they enjoy, nonono, we exist to slave away for cunts like you and Helena.

Just fucking kill yourselves.

I don't know how these women are saying no, but there's a way to say no that doesn't really mean no.

Female bullshit. Say what you fucking mean.

Probably because of the video games.

"Lol these men are incels because they're enjoying things without me, even though I don't mean shit to them because I'm a fucking detriment to their lives and literally just more responsibility and stress."

Again, bitch, say what you FUCKING MEAN.

The rules died a long time ago.

Hell yeah they did, and you've all lost.

[ - ] Gowithit -2 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 18:49:59 ago (+1/-3)*

I didn't lose shit.


"Lol these men are incels because they're enjoying things without me, even though I don't mean shit to them because I'm a fucking detriment to their lives and literally just more responsibility and stress."


I did. Autism made the frogs gay. Just because you saw the word incel does not mean I wrote it.

I don't know how these women are saying no, but there's a way to say no that doesn't really mean no.

Female bullshit. Say what you fucking mean.


Sure. Men don't like that though.

Let a woman say what she means what would you do? Panic? Run? I bet. Its a dance FOR A REASON. Come straight out and say it ..ok. Sure.


Just kill yourselves

🤣🤣🤣God doesn't allow it🤣🤣. Right?

Men can't ever have things they enjoy, nonono, we exist to slave away for cunts like you and Helena.

You're awfully protective over those video games.. man. Slave away? Him???? Shit just appears and gets done for him. What slave ever had that happen for them? Shit if thats what a slave is send that boat over. Im on it. I wish. Slave. haha hahaha Oh man , whatever woman you end up with is going to have it made in glorious shade if that's how you plan on being. Holy shit.


Slave...

buddy.. young'un BROMIGO ( finally get to use it!) you don't even know what the sentence you typed even means.




I would've liked a response to the end of the world comment yesterday. I think that topic is more fun.







[ - ] PhantomXLII 3 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 20:01:37 ago (+3/-0)

I didn't lose shit.

Really? 😂

Sheer fucking arrogance... If only you knew.

Just because you saw the word incel does not mean I wrote it.

Say what you fucking mean.

Let a woman say what she means what would you do? Panic? Run? I bet.

Again, more fucking arrogance. But you've nothing to back it up. Funny, that.

God doesn't allow it🤣🤣. Right?

For his own, yes. But what the fuck are you?

You're awfully protective over those video games.

And? You're the one that started talking shit, stupid fuck. You fucking gave me free reign to do as I please.

Slave away? Him???? Shit just appears and gets done for him.

Who the fuck are you talking about? Meds, schizbitch.

whatever woman you end up with

It's not happening, end of story.

you don't even know what the sentence you typed even means

Hostiles do not set the terms. I know exactly what I'm saying, just because you can't fucking read doesn't mean you get to make a fucking idiotic attempt at implying I don't know what I'm talking about.

I would've liked a response to the end of the world comment yesterday.

And I would've liked a million things in years past that will never happen. So fucking what?



[ - ] Gowithit -1 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 21:14:30 ago (+1/-2)

Sheer fucking arrogance... If only you knew

The arrogance is coming from you shug. You are not the be all and end all of everything. The world will manage and move on despite your "choices"


Who the fuck are you talking about? Meds, schizbitch

How do I know your whole life story but you wouldn't know I was talking about my husband? You knew damn well who I was talking about. You just wanted to get away from that

you sound like you would let any future woman in your life walk all over you

line.


I know exactly what I'm saying

Im not sure you do. At all. You've only known a life of self. You don't know what you are talking about. Just reiterating babble you read on the interwebz about relationships and marriage. Got any child rearing advice to throw in while you're at it? hahaha.


I would've liked a response to the end of the world comment yesterday.
So fucking what?


because that topic is more fun.



















[ - ] PhantomXLII 2 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 21:53:25 ago (+2/-0)

The arrogance is coming from you shug.

Projection and denial.

How do I know your whole life story but you wouldn't know I was talking about my husband?

Because I'm honest and give no fucks if someone knows. Not much to tell.

You knew damn well who I was talking about.

Incorrect.

You just wanted to get away from that...line.

What's there to get away from? There won't be anyone, and that's that. You're talking about shit that as far as I'm concerned doesn't matter and could just as well not exist and I'd never know any different, mostly because I don't know any different.

And it's better that way.

Im not sure you do. At all.

And that's your opinion. When I want your opinion I'll give it to you.

Just reiterating babble you read on the interwebz about relationships and marriage.

*Citation fucking required, bitch.

Got any child rearing advice to throw in while you're at it?

None for you, no. Why help a hostile?

[ - ] Gowithit -1 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 22:38:19 ago (+1/-2)

Men can't ever have things they enjoy, nonono, we exist to slave away for cunts

There. Citation.

Got any child rearing ...none for you

Wow. You outdid yourself there. Did you think that was a real question? There's no topping that. 🪦

















[ - ] PhantomXLII 3 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 22:43:03 ago (+3/-0)

That's great bitch. Any more bullshit you'd like to spew?

[ - ] Gowithit -2 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 22:56:28 ago (+1/-3)

Is that.....permission? I'm taking a rain check on that for a better subject. You're out of your league here.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 2 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 23:02:57 ago (+2/-0)

Lmfao

That's what I thought.

[ - ] gaperglory 2 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 21:56:39 ago (+2/-0)

Don't fight with phantom. He's a 23 year old virgin that thinks he's smarter than everyone else.
You won't make a dent in his ignorance, so aim for his pride instead.

[ - ] PhantomXLII -1 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 23:09:24 ago (+0/-1)

thinks he's smarter than everyone else

Thinks?

Lmfao

pride

Pride? 😂

LMFAO

[ - ] gaperglory -3 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 21:55:10 ago (+0/-3)

You're fat and ugly. No women want you, and that's why you're a virgin.
Who lost again? I wish I could have been in high school with you so I could've publicly humiliated you daily.
Hold on to your sweet virgin flower, phantom... it'll be worth it when you meet the right she/they.

[ - ] PhantomXLII -1 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 22:41:14 ago (+0/-1)

You're fat and ugly.

More like fit and average, but hey, you can think what you want. For now. Thank the kikes for that.

No women want you, and that's why you're a virgin.

What "women"? Lmfao. Stupid fuck, women are a thing of the past. Or are you talking about the sluts of today?

You really gotta be more clear here, bud.

I wish I could have been in high school with you so I could've publicly humiliated you daily.

😂

Oh buddy... That's funny.

Hold on to your sweet virgin flower, phantom... it'll be worth it when you meet the right she/they.

LMFAO

Cringey motherfucker, ain't ya? Did someone pay you to type that? 😂

Or were you being serious? I can't tell. 😂

[ - ] BitterVeteran -1 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 18:11:42 ago (+0/-1)

I love seeing this. It lets me instantly know the IQ level of the person.

The code is: UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A

The SELECT and START are not part of the code. For instance, if you're playing single player, you don't hit SELECT. SELECT chooses 2 PLAYER MODE. START starts the game.

NOT PART OF THE CODE.

P.S. You got the code entirely wrong anyways.

[ - ] MasterSuppressionTechnique [op] 1 point 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 18:29:34 ago (+2/-1)

Apologies for not remembering some nerd code exactly right from Gradius in 1986.

[ - ] BitterVeteran -1 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 18:35:34 ago (+0/-1)

Again, low IQ.

Nice attempt at a troll, dude.