They will blame it on anything: Massachusetts teen dies suddenly and even though there is no official cause of death the media and mother are blaming it on a spicy chip he ate hours earlier - Upgoat

They will blame it on anything: Massachusetts teen dies suddenly and even though there is no official cause of death the media and mother are blaming it on a spicy chip he ate hours earlier
submitted by Glowbright to news 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 14:15:24 ago (+43/-0) (www.tmz.com)
https://www.tmz.com/2023/09/05/massachusetts-teen-dies-paqui-one-chip-challenge/

Looks like someone got a case of the suddenlies

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 9 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 18:03:32 ago (+9/-0)

Had a dog that ate wasps

She hated those bugs

Insects would sting her mouth but she would not stop eating wasps

Every time she would chomp a wasp, get stung, shake her head like a silly dog, I would say “that’s a spicy meatball” and we would giggle.

What does this have to do with an ugly dead nigger?

Nothing

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 22:07:10 ago (+0/-0)

The wasps were attracted to the pollen you dumped on the nog?

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 5 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 19:08:32 ago (+6/-1)

I have a refrigerator with a bunch of spicy mustard and Indian sauces, as well as a few bags of hot peppers I dehydrated myself.

I smoke and drink.

I'm still alive.

Pureblood privilege.

[ + ] watts2db

[ - ] watts2db 1 point 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 19:57:21 ago (+1/-0)

I first read that as “I have a respirator with a bunch of spicy mustard and Indian sauces, as well as a few bags of hot peppers I dehydrated myself.” and am thinking hard core man! lol then of course I reread lol

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 20:45:11 ago (+1/-0)

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[ + ] watts2db

[ - ] watts2db 0 points 8 monthsSep 6, 2023 18:45:48 ago (+0/-0)

I bet!

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 23:35:47 ago (+0/-0)

Your fridge must stink like shit

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 3 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 19:52:55 ago (+3/-0)

Where can I send a donation box full of Paqui death chips for the chimps. I'd like to be fair about this and make sure they all get one.

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 8 monthsSep 6, 2023 07:04:06 ago (+3/-0)

Pallets of Paqui's left out in random corners blm style.

[ - ] SocksOnCats 3 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 17:07:41 ago (+3/-0)

I had spicy chicken for lunch.

Guess I’m gonna die?

[ + ] MoronSaint

[ - ] MoronSaint 3 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 17:41:17 ago (+3/-0)

If you're not vaxxed even saying that is white supremacy so you need to check your privilege. Bigot.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 22:08:16 ago (+3/-0)

Hold on to the towel rack and you should be fine.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 23:36:31 ago (+1/-0)

lol

[ + ] Deplorablepoetry

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry -1 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 18:15:52 ago (+0/-1)

I’m not a doctor but I pretend to be one on the internet…

Okay…, we are going to need you to disrobe…., now bend over….spread your but cheeks…and wait….., don’t move

I FUCKING SAID DON’T MOVE….

..hold still while I bridal the horse and pluck the chicken….., this could get messy…,

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 22:09:14 ago (+2/-0)

Terrible prose.

[ - ] taoV 3 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 16:13:53 ago (+3/-0)

But now we can link to this whenever they ask "why YT don season dey foo?"

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 22:11:15 ago (+0/-0)

Hee dun foegat duh 10 dubyah 30!! Stooppitass hoooowytee!

[ - ] Leveraction 2 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 19:42:29 ago (+2/-0)

Another safe and effective clot shot victim. How many more to go??

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 22:09:57 ago (+1/-0)

::0biden whisper::

Esssssswerrrkinguhh!

[ - ] OriginalGoat 1 point 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 22:45:15 ago (+1/-0)

I actually quite enjoyed this article. You can see the nigger gibs brewing away and hear the dry scrape as the kikes hands intensely caress one another.

Nigger eats chip, dies hours later. Let's review.

"My boy ate a chip, the school called and said he had an upset tummy. They sent him to the nurse before releasing him into my care. He came home and felt fine, so fine in fact he was heading to basketball practice. But then he died. How could the school system do this to my boy?"

Dog whistling some Dyson nosed kike to suck up and monetize the nigger plight. Like selling a house in 2022, profiting off nigger woes has turned into a massively profitable crisis for kikes in 2023.

[ - ] Bigdeal 1 point 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 16:43:22 ago (+1/-0)

Lol I know it was not the chip but they have to blame it on something other than what everyone knows is the real cause since that niggers family can sue the chip maker but not everyone involve in pushing the vax.

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 17:12:29 ago (+2/-0)

They'll back up the chip claim with the takis warning given years ago.

[ + ] KyleIsThisTall

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 2 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 19:09:48 ago (+2/-0)

The only warning Takis should have is that they are disgusting. They are simply a corn based delivery method for an entire jar of dried spices.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 22:13:10 ago (+2/-0)

⚠️ Warning chips may cause sudden climate boiling leading to BAFFLED doctors ⚠️

Bought to you by Pfizer

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 8 monthsSep 6, 2023 07:08:07 ago (+0/-0)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRA1HyR1k8E&t=121s

Released footage of paqui attack

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 8 monthsSep 6, 2023 21:46:56 ago (+0/-0)

Waipeepol ain be seesinin dey meeilk!

[ + ] PotatoWhisperer2

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 18:21:15 ago (+0/-0)

It can't be the years of drugs, the alcohol, the vax, all compounding to kill the chip eating chimp.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 22:14:08 ago (+0/-0)

George Floyd your thoughts?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 8 monthsSep 6, 2023 08:49:23 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 8 monthsSep 6, 2023 02:12:35 ago (+0/-0)

I put mad dog on my salsa yesterday and took 6 extremely painful shits today. I realized now I'm old and can't eat spicy like I used to. I threw the bottle away.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 8 monthsSep 6, 2023 00:00:04 ago (+0/-0)

And the coon looks 32 not 13.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 22:06:17 ago (+0/-0)

The sudden climate boiling made the chip too hot!

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