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I need 10 good goats to meet up in California, pretend to be an illegal immigrant or pretend to beat down an illegal immigrant, and we all split the cash we milk from dumb Progressives.

submitted by Master_Foo to Niggers 8 monthsSep 4, 2023 23:10:06 ago (+22/-8)     (www.gofundme.com)

https://www.gofundme.com/f/streetvendor-robbed-in-front-of-autistic-daughter



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[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 5 points 8 monthsSep 4, 2023 23:15:05 ago (+5/-0)

$29,880 divided by 10 = $2,988. I’m not getting out in the skreets for nigger wages.

[ - ] HeyJames 2 points 8 monthsSep 4, 2023 23:30:24 ago (+2/-0)

If there's no traveling expenses or anything 3k in a day is still a nice score. But yeah at this point taking time off, getting a plane ticket, and paying California travel living expenses for a few days would eat up a good chunk of that.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 01:06:15 ago (+0/-0)

I’m already in Ca and I still make more than that if I do nothing. Same reason I didn’t go to 1/6, I’m worth too much money to fuck around and get in trouble.

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] 2 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 01:45:23 ago (+2/-0)

No you don't. Don't lie.

[ - ] HeyJames 1 point 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 07:35:03 ago (+1/-0)

If you're making 800k/yr good on you I guess

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 10:43:39 ago (+0/-0)

Not really that much, but 3k to go do some crap isn’t worth it.

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] 1 point 8 monthsSep 4, 2023 23:24:17 ago (+4/-3)

You aren't thinking big enough.
We take turns in the barrel.
So, eventually we will all get $30k.
Not bad for a few weekends of pretending to be a lazy mexican.

[ - ] MichaelStewart 1 point 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 01:12:22 ago (+1/-0)

Oy vey it's payday. I take a siesta now.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 01:12:09 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Trope 3 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 00:01:17 ago (+4/-1)

Not leaving the United States.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 00:42:19 ago (+1/-0)

7/10

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 01:18:19 ago (+1/-0)

That sounds like an incredibly jewish plan.

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] -1 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 01:48:44 ago (+1/-2)

Yeah, that's why you Jews do it.
You're just mad that we caught onto your grift and plan to use it for our own advantage.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 00:06:18 ago (+2/-1)

I'd be shocked if any part of that sounds good to anyone here.

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] -1 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 01:47:08 ago (+0/-1)

Well, so far 12 goats like the plan and 4 are progressives who are mad we caught on to the grift and plan to use it to our advantage.

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 07:45:32 ago (+0/-0)

Well well.
The happy merchant has a plan to grab more shekles.
masterbater_jew hand rubbing intensifies.

[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 8 monthsSep 5, 2023 02:30:51 ago (+0/-0)

This fucking taco nigger is making $2200 per day??? I'll rob this piece of shit wtf