Went on a nice walk through a park that's known to have a ton of gators. I saw at least seven today, they were mostly in the water. The one I saw on the bank was a nesting female, guarding a clutch of eggs. We gave her plenty of space, ya know, because nesting gators are dangerous as fuck. Close to the end of the walk we came upon a herd of niggers. Two adults and three niglets. The male adult nigger asked me "where da gators at" like we're at a fuckin zoo. I kindly directed his troop to the large female nesting gators. I just wanted them to experience the majesty of nature, I swear. I also hoped that one of the unruly spawn of a union of shit fucked around and found out. My wife thought it was cruel, but what's cruel about letting nature take it's course?
So yeah, directed niggers towards mortal danger. I'm doing my part.
"There's one right over there, Jamal, and you're just in time. She just laid a bunch of eggs and when they do that, they're so tired you can walk right up to them and pet them."
Puller_of_Noses 13 points 8 months ago
"There's one right over there, Jamal, and you're just in time. She just laid a bunch of eggs and when they do that, they're so tired you can walk right up to them and pet them."