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I can't help but notice the by-line is AFRU STAFF.
That makes me think every single writer (probably 2 or 3) has such a jewy last name they don't dare post it as the author

Too chickenshit to even put their name on it. looks like the entire dam site goes on the list rather than just the specific author

A hamfisted attempt at aping the babylonbee.

Still pretty good.

This completely reads like a parody article. I can't be certain either way.

god that almost reads like a parody but unfortunately I know it isn't

"engaging in a conspiracy theory propagated by anti-Semites who fuel fear over what “the elites” or “the globalists” would do to you."
MOAR global domination, or your anti-Semitic!

And then they proceed to tell you just a few of the batshit crazy crap (((they))) plan on doing to you after (((they))) have you all chipped up!

Indeed without getting into the fallacies in almost every sentence, it can be framed easily as a vile attack on those who are pro-natural-body, or more generally pro-voluntary. It is never too much to ask that such an irreversible transaction has at least enough merit to earn voluntary uptake!

Reaching straight for ad hominem ("awful people") and trying to sort good/bad instead of allowing the reader to decide ("Implants are inevitable, but that’s a good thing")... way to mark the entire thing as a dismissable opinion piece.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/3k9q49/how-i-lost-and-regained-control-of-my-microchip-implant

The search results on the major search engines are flooded with propaganda in favor of them since, but I recently saw another story of a female completely locked out of everything she owned: phone (2FA), car (no keys), tapchip debit and credit (she had no cards), even her home (keyless entry).

I remember back in the mid 90's, my Sunday school teacher was telling about how in the future, they'll try to put bar codes or microchips in us and this is literally the mark of the beast. Back then, I thought "LoL, yeah, okay dude. Nobody is that stupid."

Yet here we are. We already have jews trying to gaslight us into accepting this satanic shit.

I'm firmly pro-chipper... for commies and kikes.

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