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For the first time in decades I am praying to Jesus

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 1.8 yearsSep 3, 2023 12:06:03 ago (+16/-0)     (whatever)

'PLEASE, Lord, let the hippie scum at BurningFag die in a pit of mud and excrement.'


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[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 1.8 yearsSep 3, 2023 13:20:10 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] NoRefunds 2 points 1.8 yearsSep 3, 2023 14:50:56 ago (+2/-0)

He's already working there, you don't need to ask him for anything else.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsSep 3, 2023 17:02:52 ago (+0/-0)

He needs to work faster

[ - ] Pasty 0 points 1.8 yearsSep 3, 2023 18:26:24 ago (+0/-0)

You need to be more patient. Fedposting just needs to be kept at the heart instead of the boards. This is only a microcosm of the 'fun' we're about to see.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsSep 3, 2023 18:34:02 ago (+0/-0)

I just wanna revel in the miserable deaths of smelly rich hippies

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 1 point 1.8 yearsSep 3, 2023 12:19:11 ago (+1/-0)

Kek

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 1.8 yearsSep 3, 2023 17:05:49 ago (+0/-0)

LOL, the Jew god already made a covenant that he wouldn't commit genocide using a flood ever again.
Jesus isn't on your side on this one.

You need to pray to the goddess Ebola-Chan
https://files.catbox.moe/wwdw5r.jpg

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsSep 3, 2023 17:08:57 ago (+0/-0)

Asking costs nothing, maybe Jesus is bored right now. Besides, God sent the flood before Jesus was even born.

[ - ] Master_Foo 2 points 1.8 yearsSep 3, 2023 17:16:02 ago (+2/-0)

Well, everyone at Burning Man is literally shitting out their liquified intestines with hemorrhagic fever right now.
So, I'm going to give credit where it's due and light some Incense for Ebola-Chan.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.8 yearsSep 3, 2023 18:16:52 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 1.8 yearsSep 3, 2023 18:25:01 ago (+1/-0)

So, you are saying a Jew-God is going to use loopholes and games of semantics to make meaningless promises to his slaves?

Odin says it's 100% fine to curb stomp baby jews.
It might even be fun.
I'm siding with the White-God on this one.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.8 yearsSep 3, 2023 23:42:45 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] HatefulHomelessMan -1 points 1.8 yearsSep 3, 2023 18:04:24 ago (+0/-1)

Jesus was a jew, his followers were jews, he will never give you anything you want.

[ - ] TwistedC 1 point 1.8 yearsSep 3, 2023 18:33:43 ago (+1/-0)

Jesus was in Israelite

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.8 yearsSep 3, 2023 18:08:19 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Pasty 0 points 1.8 yearsSep 3, 2023 18:27:32 ago (+0/-0)

If anything God gave scripture to the worst people to prove a point that even the worst people aren't beyond saving.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsSep 3, 2023 18:33:06 ago (+0/-0)

I know, but asking is free, and it makes me feel like I'm part of the Final Solution