Burning Man is rained off! Gates to festival are CLOSED as 73,000 revelers are warned of hypothermia ahead of FREEZING desert night after torrential rain - and told to conserve water, food and fuel - Upgoat

I'm seeing talk on twitter of Ebola, flesh-eating fairy-shrimp hatchlings, and cannibalism. The last one was probably just a joke but give it a few days and it could be a reality. Couldn't have happened to a nicer batch of people really.

[ + ] BulletStopper

[ - ] BulletStopper 2 points 8 monthsSep 3, 2023 01:39:58 ago (+2/-0)

"Don't..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLrKJ1JTXvc

[ - ] SmokeyMeadow 3 points 8 monthsSep 3, 2023 03:44:36 ago (+3/-0)

Climate nutters tried to block access to Burning Man last week, and were rammed out the way by probably the same exact tribal cops who are now keeping everyone from leaving. "Yep, that's sacred tribal, um, mud. You can't drive on it."

[ - ] yesiknow 3 points 8 monthsSep 3, 2023 01:20:19 ago (+3/-0)

But they want to get high and fuck strangers and get diseases because the world has no use for them.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 8 monthsSep 3, 2023 08:58:04 ago (+2/-0)

I knew a guy that was into that scene. He was a fucking scumbag.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 2 points 8 monthsSep 3, 2023 08:48:16 ago (+2/-0)

They're the hippys of 2023.
Think of Woodstock.
They don't give a f about anything.
They are probably wallowing in the mud.
lol
Don't catch Ebola. hahaha

[ - ] kammmmak 2 points 8 monthsSep 3, 2023 08:22:34 ago (+2/-0)

Put up the cages and let the hunger games begin.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 2 points 8 monthsSep 3, 2023 00:49:13 ago (+2/-0)

A guy on my team from work is at that thing. He said Burning Man was on his bucket list. I’m sure he’ll have some good stories.

[ + ] BulletStopper

[ - ] BulletStopper 3 points 8 monthsSep 3, 2023 01:37:32 ago (+3/-0)

I’m sure he’ll have some good stories.

...of running for his life through the freezing night, pursued by a ravenous mob of half-naked hippies with kitchen knives and the munchies.

[ + ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 2 points 8 monthsSep 3, 2023 01:47:46 ago (+2/-0)*

He once thought he had done something offensive to blacks which caused him to weep on a Zoom call. We employ no blacks where I work, so wtf.

He’s not going to get out of there alive.

[ + ] BulletStopper

[ - ] BulletStopper 2 points 8 monthsSep 3, 2023 02:00:25 ago (+2/-0)

Which means that now YOU will have a "good story". Cautionary tales are always the best.

[ + ] texasblood

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 8 monthsSep 3, 2023 05:41:17 ago (+2/-2)

Strange how folks pay to carry a curse the rest of their lives.
That shit doesn't wash off very easily.

[ + ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 1 point 8 monthsSep 3, 2023 12:59:11 ago (+1/-0)

He made some contrast modifications to some Japanese like face masks that you could don in a video game. He checked them in with out running it thru the engine to see what it would look like in game. We had a company wide play test and the mask looked like ‘blackface’. Dark skin, big pink lips. He was ashamed, I thought it was pretty funny. Then he put himself thru a struggle session because he thought he might get fired. No one cared. Now he’s at Burning Man, giving his water rations to the darkies while he drinks from mud puddles…yes, he would do that.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 8 monthsSep 3, 2023 12:01:41 ago (+1/-0)

STD-ridden trust-fund dope addict sexual degenerates, every last one

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 8 monthsSep 3, 2023 05:38:14 ago (+2/-2)

They ain't hippie scum.
They that control YOU attend that PAGAN WORSHIP SERVICE.
A Sacrifice must be made.

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