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NUKE ALERT Putin puts 16,000mph doomsday nuke dubbed Satan-2 ‘that can sink UK in ONE strike’ on combat duty for the first time

submitted by Panic to WorldWar3 8 monthsSep 2, 2023 12:47:48 ago (+3/-0)     (www.thesun.co.uk)

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/23745665/putin-nuke-uk-one-strike-combat-duty-deadly-satan/

“It is capable of destroying an area the size of Texas or England. A single launch, Boris, and there is no England anymore. Once and for all.”


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[ - ] Tallest_Skil 2 points 8 monthsSep 2, 2023 12:56:27 ago (+3/-1)

Good. Do it. Launch the nukes. Destroy all cities with populations above half a million, worldwide. We have too many nonwhites around.

It is capable of destroying an area the size of Texas or England.

Like… maybe 1000 of them

[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 1 point 8 monthsSep 2, 2023 13:24:32 ago (+1/-0)

LOL. exactly what i came here to say...

[ - ] deleted 1 point 8 monthsSep 2, 2023 14:22:56 ago (+2/-1)

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[ - ] Panic [op] 0 points 8 monthsSep 2, 2023 17:31:42 ago (+0/-0)

I actually agree with you. It's just too tasty a story not to post it here. I used to live in the UK. Seeing it become Atlantis II is just too much fun for me.

[ - ] chrimony 0 points 8 monthsSep 2, 2023 20:46:10 ago (+0/-0)

Nukes are not real.

You're retarded.

[ - ] Portmanure 1 point 8 monthsSep 2, 2023 13:41:28 ago (+1/-0)

I would be ok with a test. Perhaps fire one at the UK to see if it really does sink it. With advanced notice of course. I’m not a savage.

[ - ] chrimony 1 point 8 monthsSep 2, 2023 13:17:20 ago (+1/-0)

"special military operation"

[ - ] DieselForever 0 points 8 monthsSep 2, 2023 18:30:20 ago (+0/-0)

I guess they really weren't joking about their being a heat wave next week

[ - ] FacelessOne 0 points 8 monthsSep 2, 2023 14:41:12 ago (+1/-1)

Fake and gay

[ - ] Fascinus 0 points 8 monthsSep 2, 2023 14:12:21 ago (+0/-0)