3 "teens" charged with armed robbery of pharmacy, stole $1,000 of prescription cough medicine (so they could make dat purple drank). - Upgoat

3 "teens" charged with armed robbery of pharmacy, stole $1,000 of prescription cough medicine (so they could make dat purple drank).
submitted by PoundOfFlesh to Niggers 1.7 yearsSep 1, 2023 14:48:49 ago (+21/-0) (www.theoaklandpress.com)
https://www.theoaklandpress.com/2023/08/31/3-teens-charged-with-armed-robbery-of-prescription-cough-medicine-at-pontiac-rite-aid/

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 1, 2023 21:57:03 ago (+0/-0)

Deyt lean wuttoawnly ganxstaz be sizzurrrpinawn gnome seyin?!

[ - ] Gowithit 5 points 1.7 yearsSep 1, 2023 14:58:26 ago (+5/-0)

They were going to grab some skittles but didn't want to get trayvonned.

They're going to be astronauts one day.

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh [op] 5 points 1.7 yearsSep 1, 2023 15:12:00 ago (+5/-0)

They had no choice but to steal the cough medicine because dey gran-mawmaw be sick an' sheeit.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 1.7 yearsSep 1, 2023 15:50:07 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 1, 2023 21:57:38 ago (+0/-0)

Deyz wuz Foormahcystz eeeeen sheeeeeeeeeehehehehehehhhiiiit!!

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 6 points 1.7 yearsSep 1, 2023 14:55:20 ago (+6/-0)

Those wacky "teens" and their hijinks, wuddya gunna do. "Teens" gunna teen

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh [op] 3 points 1.7 yearsSep 1, 2023 15:11:22 ago (+3/-0)

Whatchu gonna do, whatchu gonna do, whatchu gonna do when dem teens rob you.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.7 yearsSep 1, 2023 22:00:29 ago (+2/-0)

Pull out the heatah and make em meet St Peatah.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 1, 2023 21:59:22 ago (+0/-0)

"Teens" gunna teen