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Watch till the end. Beautiful.

submitted by dingbat to Dads 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 13:39:13 ago (+59/-0)     (gab.com)

https://gab.com/MrJoePrich/posts/110984431467248699



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[ - ] SweetChicken 13 points 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 14:51:22 ago (+13/-0)

Literally the only time “watch till the end” was worth it. Fuck. Made me tear up. Thanks, anon

[ - ] dingbat [op] 7 points 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 15:00:34 ago (+7/-0)

Hit hard in the feels, didn’t it? My son has gotten that exact same look on his face before he’s told me he loves me when we’ve done something novel that he really enjoyed. Time goes by too fast with the kiddos; you have to drink up every second of it you can.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 1 point 8 monthsSep 1, 2023 20:14:47 ago (+1/-0)

You are not as much a dingbat as you claim to be…., I know…dingbat runs in my family


True story: I learned to drive a stick when I stole a really old truck

Less than 15 minutes later it was upside down…

[ - ] dingbat [op] 1 point 8 monthsSep 1, 2023 20:54:11 ago (+1/-0)*

That’s amazing!!! What would life be without awesome stories of misspent youth? You have to go through it all to come out on the other side and be a better person.

I realized I DIDN’T know how to drive a stick when I stole my parent’s Bronco in 1995. I was grounded and they were out with friends. It stalled in the middle of an intersection and my friends had to come pick me up and drive my ass home in my parent’s stolen wheels 😂 I eventually learned.

Thank you so very much for the compliment, it truly means a lot. My username comes from a simple place—I don’t think I’m smarter than anyone else here nor am I interested in debating or having pissing contests. I’m just trying to do the best I can with the knowledge I have and truly enjoy commiserating with like-minded folks.

[ - ] lord_nougat 13 points 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 13:47:30 ago (+13/-0)

I like the part where he runs over those 'protesters'.

[ - ] dingbat [op] 5 points 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 14:32:15 ago (+5/-0)

Lol. That would’ve truly made it *chef’s kiss 🤌🏼

[ - ] kammmmak 3 points 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 16:32:23 ago (+3/-0)

And yeah didn't skip a beat of happiness. Just pure joy. Perfect

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 21:45:27 ago (+2/-0)

Moooooooove or he's puttin it in 4 low motherfuckers!

[ - ] paul_neri 2 points 8 monthsSep 1, 2023 00:21:49 ago (+2/-0)

Now...that was witty LN.

[ - ] MoronSaint -6 points 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 16:57:54 ago (+0/-6)*

Way to turn something innocent and beautiful into your politics your piece of shit. You selfish faggot. God I hate you fucking scumbags. Nothing is safe from your faggotry. I hope your son kills you and rapes his mother and sister. I hope he also rapes your mother down the throat after beheading her. Fuck you.

[ - ] Clubberlang 4 points 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 21:46:18 ago (+4/-0)

Send yourself a picture of your dick.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 8 monthsSep 1, 2023 20:48:18 ago (+0/-0)

That made me laugh so good!

I owe you a box of beer!

Cheers!

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 8 monthsSep 1, 2023 22:23:38 ago (+0/-0)

Bells 2 Hearted

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 18:26:10 ago (+2/-1)

Hahaha!

[ - ] WhiteGoat 6 points 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 17:00:11 ago (+7/-1)

I'm so glad my dad doesn't have arm doodles.

[ - ] dingbat [op] -3 points 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 17:11:31 ago (+1/-4)

…..so that cancels out the rest of what he’s doing? You’re a douche.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 4 points 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 18:25:14 ago (+5/-1)

I dont think he said that.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 20:36:18 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 8 monthsSep 1, 2023 20:33:20 ago (+0/-0)

Remember that beach boys song…. It’s uh shit can’t recalll but it goes something like this…

First gear, it’s alright

Second gear, holding tight

Third gear it’s alright, FASTER ITS ALRIGHT11

or something like that

Do you surf?

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 8 monthsSep 1, 2023 20:50:11 ago (+0/-0)

I do not surf or ride a motorbike but its a fun song. Little Honda

[ - ] JustALover 6 points 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 15:11:52 ago (+6/-0)

Yeah, that's a phrase that was never uttered when I grew up, by anyone in the family. :/

[ - ] dingbat [op] 4 points 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 15:18:13 ago (+4/-0)

My dad grew up in a household like that too. It was something he changed when he became a parent. Hope you’re doing (or are planning on doing) the same :)

[ - ] BulletStopper 3 points 8 monthsSep 1, 2023 01:56:52 ago (+3/-0)

Same. And that's exactly why I told my kids I loved them every day.

I wanted them to know that if I died that day, the last words my wife and kids ever heard me say to them were, "I love you."

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 8 monthsSep 1, 2023 20:44:33 ago (+0/-0)

Not criticizing your comment, upgoated.

What compels me to reply is the fact you feel the need to confirm with your offspring on a daily bases……, it smells to me like a failed society

Cheers to you yours!

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 8 monthsSep 2, 2023 03:57:59 ago (+0/-0)*

1) As I said, I know exactly how it feels to grow up in a loveless home. It wasn't a family. It was a group of strangers, who happened to be related to one another, going through the daily motions of a home life. It turned my father into a stranger and serial philanderer, who died alone of lung cancer, and my mother into a self-medicating alcoholic, who floats through an imaginary dream-world, where "everything is just fine".

If it hadn't been for my grandfathers, uncles, and great-uncles, it would have been, statistically, a perfect recipe for producing sociopaths and serial killers.
But I learned how the be a Man from them, and I went the complete opposite direction. I swore that would never happen to my family.

2) It would not be overstating the case to say that my career could be loosely termed as, dynamic. The very real possibilty that I would not be coming home alive, and/or in one piece was always hovering in the background for my family, like an unwanted guest at the party. Acknowledged, but never spoken of. Hint: my tag, "BulletStopper", is not a euphemism, and I have the scars to prove it.
(and "BlastWavePropagationStopper" is too long to type)

So every time I told my wife and six kids that I loved them on a satellite call from some third world shithole (daily if at all possible, but as often as I could arrange it), it was always with the unspoken knowledge that it might well be the last words they ever heard their dad say to them.
And that was okay.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 21:46:55 ago (+0/-0)

Dad?

[ - ] dulcima 5 points 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 18:00:19 ago (+5/-0)

Lovely video to see this early morning (my time zone.)

[ - ] dingbat [op] 1 point 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 20:49:25 ago (+1/-0)

Thank you, Dulcima!

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 4 points 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 16:32:26 ago (+4/-0)

Hi.

World Jewry here.

We just wanted to say that it is great this young boy is learning to operate a vehicle and will one day bring our goods to us, but we have to emphasize that it is much more important that he learn about other men’s penises. Has he been taught this yet? Perhaps you should make a video for this.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 21:48:12 ago (+0/-0)

👀

[ - ] DoughGoy 3 points 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 21:24:31 ago (+3/-0)

That's a very anti semitic video. Jk. Very nice.
Mine are growing up way too fast.

[ - ] Hoobeejoo 2 points 8 monthsSep 1, 2023 04:46:06 ago (+2/-0)

Learning to drive a stick. That's awesome.

[ - ] CHIRO 3 points 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 17:54:12 ago (+3/-0)

Loved this. Fantastic content, Dingbat. I'd welcome anything like this on the site, as much as possible. We need some light in all the darkness.

[ - ] dingbat [op] 2 points 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 20:39:31 ago (+2/-0)

Thank you much, sir \o

[ - ] deleted 1 point 8 monthsSep 1, 2023 13:24:43 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 21:44:32 ago (+2/-0)

👍 good sh!t

That's exactly how I learned how to drive.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 20:46:45 ago (+2/-0)*

Fucking teared up on that one! Love you Dingbat!

[ - ] dingbat [op] 2 points 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 20:56:37 ago (+2/-0)

Likewise, Ice! \o

[ - ] gardella 2 points 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 19:19:34 ago (+2/-0)

Fuck you i'm not crying you are!. One of the best vehicles to learn to drive a manual. C/K series trucks with 350/454 engines, another is the F1/F150 with the 351/460 motors. Very forgiving start in all 4 gears, and if you go down too low the truck will just screech the tires with no damage to the drive train.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 21:49:03 ago (+2/-0)

1985 GMC here.

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 8 monthsSep 1, 2023 02:07:02 ago (+1/-0)

1958 International Harvester 330 tractor, in a pasture, at about the same age as the kid.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 8 monthsSep 1, 2023 00:20:53 ago (+1/-0)

I was waiting for the...crunch!

[ - ] x0x7 1 point 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 16:45:03 ago (+1/-0)

Did he go first to third at a complete standstill? Very forgiving vehicle. That's a gem to learn on.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 14:59:53 ago (+2/-1)

Great stuff 👍

[ - ] dingbat [op] 2 points 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 15:03:19 ago (+2/-0)

😊

[ - ] deleted 0 points 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 16:31:10 ago (+0/-0)

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