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Mitch's decline is...

submitted by anon to askanon 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2023 09:36:18 ago (+3/-1)     (askanon)



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[ - ] anon 3260895 4 points 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2023 09:39:40 ago (+4/-0)

He has been declining for a long time

[ - ] anon 8935862 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2023 10:19:16 ago (+3/-0)

(((they))) explain it in the 1996 movie, multiplicity.
It's like using an old printer. The "copies" are not as good as the original, and when you copy a copy it is even less clear and exact.

[ - ] anon 2020145 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2023 13:11:32 ago (+2/-0)

STFU about the clones already. The Island wasn't even that good of a film.

[ - ] anon 3536377 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 31, 2023 14:34:11 ago (+1/-0)*

The continued survival of all the octogenarians running the bi-factional ruling party is a testament to the effectivesness of a continuous regimen of aborted fetal baby blood transfusions and adrenochrome. But now, if they retire, they'll no longer be useful, and they'll lose their access to "the good stuff" (just look at what happened to bill and hillary).

And like any junkie, they can't just go cold turkey. So, we're stuck with them until the die in office.