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[ - ] Cunt 4 points 8 monthsAug 29, 2023 20:48:01 ago (+4/-0)

Leah Solomon [58] is tall, busty and blond with a youthful voice and demeanor. She has two sons, one 18 and one 20. She was married for 21 years, but the marriage broke up about 10 years ago and she has been pretty much single ever since. She left her husband because she fell in love with another man who turned out to be a great Peter Pan. When she reflects on the end of her marriage she sometimes thinks, “Wow, I must’ve been out of my mind. I didn’t realize that the men out there aren’t good men — those are staying in their marriages.”

Lmao

[ - ] Gowithit 4 points 8 monthsAug 29, 2023 14:57:10 ago (+4/-0)

I would so buy a ticket a womans only speed date thing.

Only downside would be going on a second day and seeing someone that rejected a friendship and the confrontations afterwards.

Although on the other hand that migt be hilarious to watch.

Do they do platonic versions of these?

Editing: Its a thing!!!

Speed friending.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 3 points 8 monthsAug 29, 2023 13:37:35 ago (+4/-1)

Because women are fucking trash and we shouldn't have to sift through it all to find something that can only be considered decent.

That, and speaking from my POV, I'm just too fucking tired at the end of the day to care. I have enough shit to do and worry about, I don't need a bitch on top of all that.

[ - ] Hermes 2 points 8 monthsAug 29, 2023 17:18:50 ago (+2/-0)

Sounds your ancestors would call you a weak, pussy faggot

[ - ] PhantomXLII 0 points 8 monthsAug 29, 2023 18:04:39 ago (+1/-1)

Well then I hope my ancestors enjoy being wrong and stupid.

[ - ] HeyJames 1 point 8 monthsAug 29, 2023 13:41:21 ago (+2/-1)

I don't know that you've even tried though or that women have shown much interest in you

[ - ] PhantomXLII 0 points 8 monthsAug 29, 2023 15:24:21 ago (+1/-1)*

don't know that you've even tried

Welllll I did. Back in HS, there were several girls that were still actual for real no shit "good ones". I went for them. Apart from one but I never asked her out so does it count?

She was hot and I was more stupid than I am now. Sorry. She was definitely trouble though. Funny thing is she ended up liking me in senior year and I never cared. Moved on.

ANYWAY...

Yeah, 3 that I can remember. Tried, failed, oh well. Got along with them still afterwards. Not like it killed me or anything.

Gave one last half hearted attempt freshman year of college, didn't turn out. Chick did me wrong. That one didn't so much suck as it did just feel like an insult.

That was 6 years ago.

Edit: Whoops...

Haven't tried since.

Edit II: Fuck...

Had two ask me out. Neither were really my type, one was apparently just the college slut. Doesn't count.

[ - ] Hermes 2 points 8 monthsAug 29, 2023 17:20:47 ago (+2/-0)

HS and Freshmen year of college..... better call it for all women then casanova. Grow the fuck up and get some experience and go talk to women.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 0 points 8 monthsAug 29, 2023 18:03:48 ago (+1/-1)

better call it for all women

That's the idea, yes.

go talk to women

Why? There's no point in it. I know what they're about before I ever say a word to them.

Work by the numbers, bud. Those numbers say almost all are a lost cause, and the good ones are already married off.

Oh well.

[ - ] Hermes 2 points 8 monthsAug 29, 2023 18:28:16 ago (+2/-0)

you have been defeated....enjoy failure and internet porn as your gentic line of 4 billion years ends with you. Congratulations!

[ - ] PhantomXLII -1 points 8 monthsAug 29, 2023 20:29:34 ago (+0/-1)

you have been defeated

Stupid fuck. We lost in 1945.

enjoy failure and internet porn

Failure and... Porn? No, no I don't partake in or deal with either of those things. I'm doing just fine without.


[ - ] Hermes 1 point 8 monthsAug 29, 2023 20:30:17 ago (+1/-0)

Your genetics end with you. Enjoy your wet dreams that your subconscious will produce to cope with your...failure

[ - ] PhantomXLII -2 points 8 monthsAug 29, 2023 20:38:04 ago (+0/-2)

Your genetics end with you.

Tell that to the thousands that died a at Verdun, Argonne, Vimy Ridge, Tannenberg, the Isonzo, Caporetto, the Somme, Passchendaele, Warsaw, Stalingrad, Omaha, Utah, Gold, Sword, and Juno beaches, Stalingrad, Leningrad, Kursk, Kiev, Narva, Seelöwe, and, God rest their souls, Berlin.

Tell that to not the thousands, but millions that died.

You will be silent.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 15:25:40 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Hermes 0 points 8 monthsAug 31, 2023 15:26:38 ago (+0/-0)

you sound like a depressed bitch. Go to therapy, buddy

[ - ] deleted -3 points 8 monthsAug 29, 2023 13:49:23 ago (+0/-3)

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[ - ] HeyJames 1 point 8 monthsAug 29, 2023 14:12:10 ago (+2/-1)

Another bot-like response. I don't even see how my comment could be misconstrued as "simping". The algorithm needs work for sure.

[ - ] deleted -3 points 8 monthsAug 29, 2023 14:38:00 ago (+0/-3)

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[ - ] HeyJames 2 points 8 monthsAug 29, 2023 15:19:43 ago (+2/-0)

It's really obvious now lol

[ - ] deleted -2 points 8 monthsAug 29, 2023 15:21:35 ago (+0/-2)

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[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 1 point 8 monthsAug 29, 2023 16:16:14 ago (+2/-1)

@HeyJames damn, you can really see it now when it's been pointed out. Nothing personal and relating to the post, just pre-programmed insulting responses.

[ - ] HeyJames 2 points 8 monthsAug 29, 2023 17:39:48 ago (+2/-0)

Exactly. It's impersonal and generic

[ - ] deleted -1 points 8 monthsAug 29, 2023 18:06:36 ago (+0/-1)

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[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 1 point 8 monthsAug 29, 2023 21:11:31 ago (+2/-1)

Wow ... this is like Turing machine stuff. Trying to pass itself off as an actual human responding, yet being completely unaware of the context or who it's responding to.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 1 point 8 monthsAug 30, 2023 08:12:09 ago (+1/-0)

“I find out if someone is who he says he is,” says Leah Solomon, 58, of her interactions on Tinder.

Dude at that point your should have accepted for at least 20 years that its not gonna happen.

Get an extra cat, some pills and a 2 gallon pack of wine like product.

[ - ] Imsickofmakingusernames 2 points 8 monthsAug 29, 2023 15:05:31 ago (+2/-0)

They are already married. If you’re fucking 50 and still looking it’s probably because you have a personality disorder at the bare minimum.

[ - ] Hand_Of_Node 2 points 8 monthsAug 29, 2023 14:47:35 ago (+3/-1)

Why don’t men go out an meet women anymore?

Why would you?

If hormones are currently running your life, good luck out there.

[ - ] Hermes 2 points 8 monthsAug 29, 2023 17:18:04 ago (+2/-0)

i guess you can soy yourself away inside

[ - ] deleted 1 point 8 monthsAug 29, 2023 15:17:51 ago (+2/-1)

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[ - ] Jerd34 -1 points 8 monthsAug 29, 2023 17:10:19 ago (+1/-2)

Because “American” women are fucking trash. And even foreign women who grow up in America are fucking trash. And then there the risk of them destroying your life and forever yoking you financially to the state. You’re better off finding a woman in the developing world. I’ve been living I. South America for 10 years and I can say from my experience, the difference is shocking. I prefer to have a German woman but they’re mostly ruined and I would never find one here. But latinas are platinum compared to the junk American garbage.