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Ugliest damn cicada I've ever seen

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 1.7 yearsAug 29, 2023 12:39:55 ago (+4/-3)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/2rj93f.jpg

I don't know what happened to the poor fuckers wings, but it'll definitely be bird food before too long

https://files.catbox.moe/8ze8ti.jpg

Another view, right side up.


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[ - ] ImplicationOverReason 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 29, 2023 13:37:21 ago (+3/-0)

Locust: "Hey fellow cicadas..."

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 29, 2023 12:42:56 ago (+2/-0)

Birds are what happened to its wings.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 29, 2023 12:50:20 ago (+1/-0)

Probably, but there's a shitload of lizards around too. Could've been either one. Little fucker bout fell on me.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 29, 2023 12:54:57 ago (+1/-1)

I've seen birds come down grapple with the wings and fly off. I think because the wings are shiny. I hate these fuckers and their little retarded buddies the June bug so much. Never fails if there is one around they aim for my hair and then leave me screaming like a bitch because they get stuck and the zzthhhpp sound they make is soo gross.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 29, 2023 13:40:03 ago (+1/-0)

You should see them when they first emerge from their crysilis, when their wings are still wet. Those wings glisten with all the colors of the rainbow next to those emerald colored eyes. It's beautiful and it'll give you a new respect for them, especially if a drop of dew happens to be clinging to part of their eyes. I love the little fuckers and could need the fuck out. They're super fuckin cool though.

I understand why you don't like them though.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 29, 2023 12:40:50 ago (+3/-0)

Shit, why's it upside down?