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Hurricane Franklin about 150 miles from Florida

submitted by con77 to TellUpgoat 8 monthsAug 28, 2023 19:04:05 ago (+8/-0)     (TellUpgoat)

headed north. 130 knot sustained winds. 160 knot gusts. thats 184 mph. 42 ft waves reported but I bet theyre much taller.

you cant imagine what thats like unless youve been there.


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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 8 monthsAug 28, 2023 19:41:43 ago (+4/-1)

Are you actually worried about that dude? It's just a storm, it'll be alright.

I was just at Winn Dixie to get some shit to supplement dinner. The smell of nigger permeated this building. Fuckin moon crickets that never normally drink water "buying" enough to float a fuckin battleship. It was a fuckin mad house. I had to let my wife finish up (big mistake, different story altogether) but I couldn't be in the fuckin prison yard any longer.

Long story short, it's just a bad storm. No need to freak the fuck out.

[ - ] con77 [op] 4 points 8 monthsAug 28, 2023 19:57:24 ago (+4/-0)

no man. I was in a storm at sea like that once. it was awesome!

[ - ] MoronSaint 2 points 8 monthsAug 28, 2023 21:34:37 ago (+2/-0)

Tell me you've never been thru a hurricane without telling me. Idiot.

[ - ] Inward 0 points 8 monthsAug 28, 2023 22:27:43 ago (+0/-0)

Have you ever actually ridden out a hurricane? Cat3 or higher?

[ - ] TwistedC 2 points 8 monthsAug 28, 2023 23:32:00 ago (+2/-0)

I have ridden out category 4s. My house got destroyed last year from a hurricane which has caused me all the fucking problems I've had within the last year. I could feel the house lifting off the ground and slamming back down then the carport flipped over the roof and ripped a hole in the roof . Thank God I had a rental property that can move to but it's leaking water now from the water damage from the storm I fixed most of it but hopefully this one stays away

[ - ] Inward 0 points 8 monthsAug 29, 2023 19:27:19 ago (+0/-0)

That sucks. I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you're able to recover and get back on track.

[ - ] TwistedC 1 point 8 monthsAug 28, 2023 23:30:07 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah I saw that on the radar and I was like that's way worse than the other one that we're fixing to get but that one's probably going to stay off the shore or maybe hit New York

[ - ] Inward 0 points 8 monthsAug 29, 2023 19:28:22 ago (+0/-0)

hit New York.

Oh, stop getting my hopes up.

[ - ] fnbs 1 point 8 monthsAug 28, 2023 19:57:44 ago (+1/-0)

Dont worry dementia joe will show up after with another lost corvette/lost dog story in a past hurricane, then if you're lucky he'll give you $700 if you lose your home

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 8 monthsAug 28, 2023 21:46:28 ago (+1/-0)

Moar US tax payor munny 2 yookrane?!

Itll be more like the insurance companies doing a homer into the bushes.

Yeaaaa about all that money we scammed you out of....

[ - ] deleted 1 point 8 monthsAug 28, 2023 19:41:40 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] MoronSaint 0 points 8 monthsAug 28, 2023 21:33:36 ago (+0/-0)

It's going east. Away from Florida.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 8 monthsAug 28, 2023 21:01:35 ago (+0/-0)

Niggaaaaa, I lived through Hurricane Rita. LOL.

Good luck man.

[ - ] Belmont 0 points 8 monthsAug 28, 2023 19:44:27 ago (+0/-0)