That was a veterans wife that was (((remarried))) after we successfully used him as target practice for the less killy but peaceful taliban after 0bidens successful but ultimately fuckbacal of a hand back. The fathers are no longer in the picture. Hand rubbing intensifies err uhhh Go Army!
"Don't worry about it. It will all sort itself out during your first deployment, when your fatass "dependapotamus" wife starts going out with her friends (who are your squadmates wives) while you're gone and fucking every nigger that even says hello to her because she's bored."
"before you get back, she'll have...": 1) cleaned out any and all of your bank accounts, 2) maxxed out credit cards in your name, 3) kited checks with your name on them, 4) sold or given away all of your shit (including most especially, any guns you owned), 5) sold the house, (if you owned it), 6) moved back in with her parents, 7) filed for divorce, 8) called your chain of command and accused you of domestic violence and sexually abusing any children you may have already had with her (without any shred of supporting evidence, just on her say so), 9) demanded child support for your brand new half-nigger kid as part of the divorce.
"IOW, do her level best to completely destroy your life now and forevermore. And the army will help her do it."
Enjoy.
(In Fayetteville, NC, it was well known that you could tell which units of the 82nd Airborne were deployed by which wives were out partying at the clubs.)
[ + ] PostWallHelena
[ - ] PostWallHelena 6 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 21:49:29 ago (+6/-0)
[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey
[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 22:34:35 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] PostWallHelena
[ - ] PostWallHelena 4 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 22:40:15 ago (+4/-0)
[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey
[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 22:42:12 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] AtomicForeskin
[ - ] AtomicForeskin 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 22:03:18 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] Clubberlang
[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 20:56:06 ago (+2/-0)
I figured he would have responded with:
That was a veterans wife that was (((remarried))) after we successfully used him as target practice for the less killy but peaceful taliban after 0bidens successful but ultimately fuckbacal of a hand back. The fathers are no longer in the picture. Hand rubbing intensifies err uhhh Go Army!
[ + ] BulletStopper
[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 29, 2023 04:29:40 ago (+0/-0)*
"before you get back, she'll have...":
1) cleaned out any and all of your bank accounts,
2) maxxed out credit cards in your name,
3) kited checks with your name on them,
4) sold or given away all of your shit (including most especially, any guns you owned),
5) sold the house, (if you owned it),
6) moved back in with her parents,
7) filed for divorce,
8) called your chain of command and accused you of domestic violence and sexually abusing any children you may have already had with her (without any shred of supporting evidence, just on her say so),
9) demanded child support for your brand new half-nigger kid as part of the divorce.
"IOW, do her level best to completely destroy your life now and forevermore. And the army will help her do it."
Enjoy.
(In Fayetteville, NC, it was well known that you could tell which units of the 82nd Airborne were deployed by which wives were out partying at the clubs.)
[ + ] Clubberlang
[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 29, 2023 23:25:27 ago (+0/-0)
But heard all the conversations in the desert.
[ + ] StealthNinjaTaliban
[ - ] StealthNinjaTaliban 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 23:32:28 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] bonghits4jeebus
[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 18:53:44 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] Clubberlang
[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 20:56:52 ago (+1/-0)