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Vegetable Gardening for Beginners

submitted by Valerie to Gardening 1 yearAug 27, 2023 10:10:49 ago (+32/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 2 monthsJul 16, 2024 10:58:39 ago (+0/-0)

You need to give them Brawndo.
It's got electrolytes.
It's what plants crave.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 6 points 1 yearAug 27, 2023 10:48:39 ago (+6/-0)

If you water them every 10 minutes, they'll grow faster.

[ - ] TheNoticing 4 points 1 yearAug 27, 2023 12:39:37 ago (+4/-0)

How about that piss-poor "garden" the commies in "CHAZ" tried to plant?

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 1 yearAug 27, 2023 13:14:35 ago (+1/-0)

How about it?

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 1 yearAug 27, 2023 11:33:26 ago (+3/-0)

Three days later:

GROW BETTER!

[ - ] Ifuckdolphinseverday 1 point 1 yearAug 27, 2023 18:09:21 ago (+1/-0)

After planting seeds you'll want to cover them with weight and darkness for 2-3 days. This method rapidly increases the root system and size of the sprouts and is commonly used in micro green operations.

There are variations of 1 day weight and dark, followed by 2 days dark before exposure to light.

I'm also a big fan of no till, as tilling the Earth is for retards. It takes years to develop a healthy soil system however the results are well worth the initial slight crop loss.

[ - ] AryanPrime 0 points 1 yearAug 27, 2023 20:34:46 ago (+0/-0)

"tilling is for retards"

you stopped researching too soon...look into the difference between using iron tools in soil and copper/brass/bronze tools

[ - ] Ifuckdolphinseverday 0 points 1 yearAug 28, 2023 01:33:48 ago (+0/-0)

Look into the difference between a healthy soil biome and one that gets exposed to UV rays every cycle.

[ - ] Leveraction 0 points 1 yearAug 27, 2023 16:25:25 ago (+0/-0)

Ashamed to say,....

that is me!!!

Damn