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Bob Barker dead at 99

submitted by bobdole9 to TellUpgoat 8 monthsAug 26, 2023 12:52:22 ago (+27/-1)     (abc7.com)

https://abc7.com/entertainment/bob-barker-longtime-host-of-the-price-is-right-dies-at-99/13704249/

Keep spaying and neutering your pets!


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[ - ] Fascinus 19 points 8 monthsAug 26, 2023 13:06:11 ago (+19/-0)

[ - ] Vrbllpollushin 6 points 8 monthsAug 26, 2023 13:25:52 ago (+6/-0)

Got a chuckle out of me with that one.

[ - ] Shitstartercarter -2 points 8 monthsAug 26, 2023 14:58:51 ago (+1/-3)

Do you date?
A. White guys
B. Mexican guys
Or
C. Niggers

[ - ] Fascinus -2 points 8 monthsAug 26, 2023 17:10:21 ago (+0/-2)

The chat is saying you're a nigger lover.

[ - ] Scyber 12 points 8 monthsAug 26, 2023 13:22:52 ago (+12/-0)

The Price is WRONG, BITCH!

[ - ] Niggly_Puff 7 points 8 monthsAug 26, 2023 13:26:40 ago (+7/-0)

I call my dog bob barker cause hes barks too much.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 8 monthsAug 26, 2023 20:49:29 ago (+2/-0)

They would have got the joke without the explanation.

[ - ] ScheduledSuicide 1 point 8 monthsAug 26, 2023 23:22:05 ago (+1/-0)

I call my dog bob barker because he hosts a game show.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 8 monthsAug 27, 2023 22:30:09 ago (+0/-0)

That jokes dead

[ - ] lord_nougat 5 points 8 monthsAug 26, 2023 13:39:55 ago (+5/-0)

Again?

Didn't he already die a few years back?

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 8 monthsAug 26, 2023 20:49:03 ago (+2/-0)

That was his body double he was 10 years younger.

[ - ] Clueless_Enigma 1 point 8 monthsAug 26, 2023 20:30:37 ago (+1/-0)

Your thinking of Alex Trebeck, host of Jeopardy

[ - ] Crackinjokes 4 points 8 monthsAug 26, 2023 20:10:58 ago (+4/-0)

He had an affair with one of the hot model girls. (I think it was Janice) Said it was the one time he made a mistake.

I say it was no mistake.

[ - ] Fascinus 5 points 8 monthsAug 26, 2023 13:05:15 ago (+5/-0)

[ - ] shitface9000 5 points 8 monthsAug 26, 2023 12:58:35 ago (+5/-0)

I was just thinking about that guy a few days ago

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 3 points 8 monthsAug 26, 2023 20:27:02 ago (+3/-0)

Will he stay or take a second spin?

[ - ] Prairie 2 points 8 monthsAug 26, 2023 23:27:21 ago (+2/-0)

Keep spaying and neutering your pets!

Time for a Black Crimes Matter parody with Barker's voice!

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 8 monthsAug 26, 2023 20:16:13 ago (+2/-0)

Bob wanted us to sterilize our chimps and castrate our gorillas.

[ - ] Master_Foo 2 points 8 monthsAug 26, 2023 14:44:53 ago (+2/-0)

We used to watch The Price Is Right in my Japanese class.
I don't remember how we justified it.
But the remedial students took Spanish.
All the smart kids took Japanese.
So, nobody bothered us.

RIP Bob Barker.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 8 monthsAug 26, 2023 20:50:06 ago (+1/-0)

Did they kill your master?

[ - ] DonaldJTrump 2 points 8 monthsAug 26, 2023 14:09:18 ago (+2/-0)

Damn, I lost. I thought he'd get to 100.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 4 points 8 monthsAug 27, 2023 05:27:26 ago (+4/-0)

He got as close as possible without going over.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 8 monthsAug 26, 2023 22:30:33 ago (+1/-0)*

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[ - ] GodDoesNotExist 1 point 8 monthsAug 26, 2023 18:15:14 ago (+2/-1)

He did not go over.

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 8 monthsAug 26, 2023 20:17:17 ago (+1/-1)

Jew boy down
That gropy pedo never got caught

[ - ] Clueless_Enigma 1 point 8 monthsAug 26, 2023 20:32:09 ago (+1/-0)

Were there allegations?

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 8 monthsAug 27, 2023 08:02:29 ago (+1/-1)*

Acouple of sex law suits.
He was A list hollywood,he had to have had a diddle or two.

[ - ] Clueless_Enigma 2 points 8 monthsAug 27, 2023 10:45:26 ago (+2/-0)

I saw the lawsuit involving the broad that claims he diddled her, along with 2 others that stemmed off that allegation but not involving him diddling them.

Of course that's coming from fair and balanced wikipedia and their approved sources, do you know of anything else?

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 8 monthsAug 27, 2023 13:21:03 ago (+1/-1)

That was several decades ago.
Before the SPCA stuff.
He was A list so its not like he didnt get caught up in some shit.
Off camera he was a cold old bastard

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 8 monthsAug 26, 2023 20:50:31 ago (+1/-0)

He's still the president.

[ - ] Barfcock19 0 points 8 monthsAug 26, 2023 13:57:10 ago (+1/-1)

The vax got another one.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 6 points 8 monthsAug 26, 2023 14:19:59 ago (+6/-0)

At 99 years old?

[ - ] bobdole9 [op] 2 points 8 monthsAug 26, 2023 15:43:12 ago (+2/-0)

It played the waiting game!