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Second place in the Kenosha Quick Draw Competition

submitted by ShitAlt to funny 1.8 yearsAug 25, 2023 09:39:54 ago (+42/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/6p5ggn.png

Sucks to be second place lol.


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[ - ] Doglegwarrior 14 points 1.8 yearsAug 25, 2023 11:26:37 ago (+14/-0)

How is he not in prison for carrying a gun as a felon. Attempted murder. And impersonating an emt?

I'm sure there are other crimes recorded as he got his bicep blown off.

[ - ] deleted 11 points 1.8 yearsAug 25, 2023 12:19:52 ago (+11/-0)

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[ - ] VitaminSieg 4 points 1.8 yearsAug 25, 2023 12:23:51 ago (+4/-0)

They have the system behind them

[ - ] DonaldJTrump 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 25, 2023 14:18:21 ago (+1/-0)

We either need to build alternative leverage and communities or push young men to get themselves into the lower level positions and start pushing up.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 25, 2023 22:34:26 ago (+0/-0)

((()))

[ - ] Scyber 8 points 1.8 yearsAug 25, 2023 15:27:17 ago (+8/-0)*

Grosskruetz thought he was gonna sue the city/county of Kenosha for $10 million because "the police failed to their job by not protecting him & the other faggot victims" when they purposely went out of their way to travel to Kenosha to stir shit up and riot.
Fuck this faggot piece of shit - Rittenhouse should've finished him off.

[ - ] chrimony 4 points 1.8 yearsAug 25, 2023 20:49:27 ago (+4/-0)

I like that he has a constant reminder for the rest of his life what a loser he is.

[ - ] ModernGuilt 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 25, 2023 16:54:28 ago (+1/-0)

Hes moss

[ - ] Inward 9 points 1.8 yearsAug 25, 2023 11:42:19 ago (+9/-0)

Jews need death.

[ - ] DonaldJTrump 8 points 1.8 yearsAug 25, 2023 14:16:53 ago (+8/-0)

Kyle should have double tapped.

[ - ] Peleg 8 points 1.8 yearsAug 25, 2023 11:42:43 ago (+8/-0)

The 3rd and 4th place runners up were not available for comments.

[ - ] ChuckysBack 6 points 1.8 yearsAug 25, 2023 12:11:01 ago (+6/-0)

That ain't no lie 😂

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 5 points 1.8 yearsAug 25, 2023 14:08:50 ago (+6/-1)

LMAO cry about it kike

[ - ] con77 5 points 1.8 yearsAug 25, 2023 14:02:37 ago (+5/-0)

pink mist

[ - ] NuckFiggers 5 points 1.8 yearsAug 25, 2023 12:42:33 ago (+5/-0)

He's just lucky it's not in wartime or he'd be tried at the Hague for violating the Geneva Convention

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 4 points 1.8 yearsAug 25, 2023 19:01:33 ago (+4/-0)

GOOD.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 5 points 1.8 yearsAug 25, 2023 12:09:11 ago (+5/-0)

FAFO

He shouldn't have been chasing down Saint Kyle of Antioch with drawn, loaded weapon.

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 1.8 yearsAug 25, 2023 18:36:16 ago (+4/-0)

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.8 yearsAug 25, 2023 22:36:16 ago (+2/-0)

But according to nigz he shot blayck menz!

[ - ] Scyber 4 points 1.8 yearsAug 25, 2023 15:22:40 ago (+4/-0)

Rittenhouse should've finished him off because this faggot got millions of death threats and already tried to change his name, and he's gonna have to live with knowing that he has a literal target on his back for the rest off his life, plus since his arm is permanently fucked he's gonna have to teach himself how to jack off with his other hand because he's never gonna get any more pussy for the rest of his life.

[ - ] 15MAR 3 points 1.8 yearsAug 25, 2023 21:53:01 ago (+3/-0)

Typical jew crying for sympathy after his scheme to kill fails.

[ - ] NoRefunds 4 points 1.8 yearsAug 25, 2023 11:06:02 ago (+4/-0)

That's not what he said. He said he wished he killed that "fucking kid".

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 3 points 1.8 yearsAug 25, 2023 13:12:00 ago (+3/-0)

He hesitated.

[ - ] DonaldJTrump 6 points 1.8 yearsAug 25, 2023 14:19:21 ago (+6/-0)

He didn't, he pretended to be disarmed and Kyle was just faster than the lying jew.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 25, 2023 22:39:43 ago (+1/-0)

I mean (((they))) aren't known for their athletic attributes or anything resembling physical agility.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.8 yearsAug 25, 2023 22:33:51 ago (+2/-0)

Cries out in pain while it beats you.

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 27, 2023 12:46:02 ago (+0/-0)

Is it just me, or does he look baked? (And I don't mean oven baked)

Or does he just look like that all the time?

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 26, 2023 02:03:36 ago (+1/-0)

They cut the part that should say:

"...while I was attempting to chase down and murder a teenager in the street."