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She should consider flying FedEx or DHL.

Because it's the whole world's fault that you're a disgusting ham planet.

Somebody should tell this silly bitch that shipping freight by rail is still the cheapest form of transport there is for bulk cargo, at about one penny per ton mile. Plenty of room in a cattle car.

If they don't seat this bitch in an aisle seat, the aircraft trim characteristics are going to be shot all to hell. Tell the cargo guys to load a pallet of cinder blocks in the port side of the bay just for balance.

Yes, it's overpopulation that's the problem when this fat fuck eats enough to feed probably multiple small families...assuming their diets are shit.

I think that airports should have a suicide facility on site complete with a means of carcass disposal...in this case, an obese whale shark of this nature would contain enough liquid fat after rendering that the airport itself could be heated for two years.

U-Haul could accomodate you.

The seats are too small though, I have to shrug my shoulders the entire flight if I'm alone. If I'm with my wife I basically take 10% of her seat.

Sack of fat doesn't understand that airplanes need fuel to fly and have to be balanced by weight. You pay for space on a plane that includes a seat. If you are not human sized then you need to rent more seats.

Sure no problem. Two times the size and twice the cost.