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Heard a joke about White people today, as told by a nigger.

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 1.7 yearsAug 24, 2023 17:00:47 ago (+29/-0)     (whatever)

"What do White people do when they get up in the morning?

They go to work."

Fuckin moon cricket thought that was funny as hell.


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[ - ] Feelsgood 19 points 1.7 yearsAug 24, 2023 17:49:51 ago (+19/-0)

He is laughing because Whites work while niggers collect the White man's money.

[ - ] lord_nougat 7 points 1.7 yearsAug 24, 2023 18:25:23 ago (+7/-0)

Feelsbad, man.

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 5 points 1.7 yearsAug 24, 2023 18:37:27 ago (+5/-0)

I don’t pay federal taxes so this white dude isn’t supporting niggers and jews. Fuck niggers and fuck jews.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 6 points 1.7 yearsAug 24, 2023 19:24:43 ago (+6/-0)

Sales tax, property tax, employer's tax, employee's tax, Medicaid/Tricare/fuckingwhatever for said employee's, etc etc etc forever. It's built into every piece of machinery, every tool, every service you partake in.

[ - ] miasma 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 24, 2023 20:04:26 ago (+1/-0)

Fuck niggers and fuck jews.

I'd rather not. That'd be kinda gross

But yeah, niggers and jews suck

[ - ] fnbs 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 24, 2023 20:38:27 ago (+1/-0)

I'd rather not get sucked by a nigger or a jew, but yeah, niggers and jews are both shit

[ - ] SocksOnCats 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 24, 2023 21:02:24 ago (+1/-0)

Can we just outright kill the niggers and jews and fuck the White people of our respective opposite genders?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 24, 2023 23:17:35 ago (+0/-0)*

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[ - ] lord_nougat 7 points 1.7 yearsAug 24, 2023 18:25:04 ago (+7/-0)

Lol! Being told by a nigger makes it somehow funnier!

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 6 points 1.7 yearsAug 24, 2023 18:05:48 ago (+6/-0)

What do niggers do when they get up in the morning?
Haha - it's a trick question. Niggers don't wake up until afternoon.

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 24, 2023 22:24:17 ago (+3/-0)

Make Lunch

[ - ] Monica 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 25, 2023 11:08:27 ago (+1/-0)

More like: Take Lunch

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 6 points 1.7 yearsAug 24, 2023 18:11:14 ago (+6/-0)

White people work to pay taxes that fund the social programs that allow niggers to do nothing but laugh at the stupid white people.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 24, 2023 23:18:31 ago (+0/-0)*

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[ - ] dulcima 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 24, 2023 19:08:47 ago (+3/-0)

There was a video some years ago of some shitskin in Germany making jokes about Germans working and not having kids. He thought it was hilarious.

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 24, 2023 22:46:51 ago (+0/-0)

I vaguely remember that. It was infuriating.

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 24, 2023 21:55:49 ago (+1/-0)

It is funny when you tell the joke like you did, as told by a nigger.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 25, 2023 01:07:05 ago (+1/-0)

What do niggers do when they get up in the morning?

Nothing. They get up in the afternoon.

[ - ] carnold03 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 24, 2023 19:58:43 ago (+0/-0)

It is, and darkly so.

[ - ] scholarandrogue 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 24, 2023 20:11:57 ago (+0/-0)

they think they are special because they can do as they wish with hardly any repercussions. most are anoetic and under the dunning kruger effect and have been conditioned for generations by learning against learning through DNA having memory. they fail to see historically what ideologues do with people when they are no longer useful to the ideologues. the behaviorists leninist cultural marxists have them and they don't realize it because they cannot grasp that concept.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 24, 2023 22:23:12 ago (+0/-0)

What do coons do when they wake up?

Make lunch.

[ - ] Monica 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 25, 2023 11:09:11 ago (+1/-0)

Take lunch. They steal it.

[ - ] con77 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 24, 2023 22:32:44 ago (+0/-0)

Feed their kids