submitted by fritz_maurentod to FeelsGood 8 monthsAug 24, 2023 10:16:11 ago (+8/-0) (www.dailymail.co.uk)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12424809/Moment-hero-Michigan-gas-station-customer-calmly-shoots-robber-armed-box-cutter-holding-six-pack-Miller-Lite-beer.html
[ + ] BulletStopper
[ - ] BulletStopper -1 points 8 monthsSep 4, 2023 04:30:50 ago (+0/-1)*
The universe just handed you your next ad campaign on a silver platter and you're retarded if you don't use it.
"What kind of a man drinks Miller Lite? This kind."
"The kind of man that can calmly pull his roscoe and peel back an armed robber's wig, and not even put down his sixer of cold, refreshing Miller Lite beer to do it."
"Because he knows that the best thing after bringing some red hot flaming justice, is a cold Miller Lite. Because he's earned it."
"So. Are YOU a Miller Lite kind of man?"
Increased nigger sales alone would let you fill your pools with money.
(jews and faggots, of course, will hate this idea. jewfaggots even more so. Oh look, there's one now.)
[ + ] NoRefunds
[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 8 monthsAug 24, 2023 14:22:10 ago (+0/-0)
God damn this country is so fucking gay
[ + ] Fascinus
[ - ] Fascinus 0 points 8 monthsAug 24, 2023 11:24:39 ago (+0/-0)
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