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Would you mind telling me the story of how you first met?

submitted by Centaurus to aww 8 monthsAug 23, 2023 10:25:52 ago (+38/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/3xcdrr.mp4



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[ - ] Misanthroat 4 points 8 monthsAug 23, 2023 15:24:29 ago (+4/-0)

So she was a groupie.

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 5 points 8 monthsAug 23, 2023 18:18:38 ago (+5/-0)*

There's no other reason why a woman would be backstage at the Fillmore in 1975. And he was probably a roadie. It's like that old (((Shel Silverstein))) song:

"Now Roland the roadie was only a toadie
Who set up the lights and the mics for the shows
And Gertrude the groupie was a rock 'n' roll fan
Who stood by the stage door in the rains and the snows"

And two lyrics I wrote, because the original song is pure 1970s and it's kind of a downer:

He offered his stash, and they smoked all his hash
and went out to screw in his van.
Then when they were through, she saw him and said "Phew!
Where am I and who are you, man?"

So Roland and Gertrude, who's now his old lady,
have been married and faithful, of course.
They hope to stay high for the rest of their time
'cause they know they're too old to divorce.

[ - ] serfer 4 points 8 monthsAug 23, 2023 11:05:05 ago (+4/-0)

Wholesome af. Old rockn rollers, nice!

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 8 monthsAug 23, 2023 11:16:32 ago (+3/-0)

Fillmore East mush be on the right coast?

[ - ] deleted 1 point 8 monthsAug 23, 2023 19:10:19 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 8 monthsAug 23, 2023 19:29:32 ago (+0/-0)