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In one gulp

submitted by dulcima to Nature 8 monthsAug 23, 2023 04:10:41 ago (+45/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/5uv110.mp4



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[ - ] BulletStopper 9 points 8 monthsAug 23, 2023 05:17:18 ago (+9/-0)

Had a girlfriend that was a roller derby chick that could gobble my trouser trout like that.

God bless her, she could take a hit too. Helluva combination of talents.

Those are the ones you really miss.

[ - ] Dr_Mx 4 points 8 monthsAug 23, 2023 07:35:59 ago (+4/-0)

She's the trout, and your dick is the limp dead fish?

[ - ] Stonkmar 3 points 8 monthsAug 23, 2023 09:21:29 ago (+3/-0)

She was crazy wasn't she?

[ - ] BulletStopper 2 points 8 monthsAug 23, 2023 09:48:53 ago (+2/-0)

Well, at the time her crazy matched my crazy, so it was mostly okay. She wasn't so much "crazy" on her own, but she'd follow my lead and sometimes I'd come up with some off-the-wall shit (just to gauge her reaction) and it was always, "Fuck yeah! Let's do it!"

Don't know if she had any TBI's or not. Something a little different about a chick that sees getting picked up and thrown across the room (onto the couch) as foreplay.

[ - ] Stonkmar 0 points 8 monthsAug 23, 2023 15:14:37 ago (+0/-0)

Yep, I've already told my kids; all women are crazy. You just gotta find the crazy that matches yours. My wife agrees.

[ - ] 2Drunk 2 points 8 monthsAug 23, 2023 10:38:03 ago (+2/-0)

When she wants to take a bite of your sandwich.

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 8 monthsAug 23, 2023 08:31:49 ago (+2/-0)

Perfect timing.
A friend at work was just talking about a big fish that he hooked but it got away.
I showed him this video. He loved it and said, "yep, yep, it was just like that!"

[ - ] texasblood 2 points 8 monthsAug 23, 2023 06:38:51 ago (+3/-1)

Muskie some bad bitchs

[ - ] x0x7 1 point 8 monthsAug 23, 2023 09:08:30 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 8 monthsAug 23, 2023 13:45:06 ago (+0/-0)

Where's the trauma warning?...I don't know how I'm going to be able to sleep tonight now.

[ - ] Trumpman1488 -2 points 8 monthsAug 23, 2023 09:30:21 ago (+2/-4)

POSTWALLHELENA 5 MINUTES AFTER MEETING ANY GUY LOL!