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Just some retard shit.

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 1.7 yearsAug 22, 2023 13:30:25 ago (+6/-0)     (whatever)

My wife left a jar of biofreeze gel on the ottoman. I guess there was a little of it on the lid. One of my cats found it and now the silly fucker can't feel her tongue, so she sticking out to, I dunno, make sure it's still there?

Granted, the cat's retarded for licking a jar of biofreeze. It's also pretty retarded to leave shit like that where the cats can get to it. Pretty funny watching the little fur face figure it out.


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[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 22, 2023 14:24:03 ago (+2/-0)

You'd think the smell would be unappetizing. With small children, I can't have unsealed containers out.

[ - ] Gowithit 6 points 1.7 yearsAug 22, 2023 14:36:37 ago (+6/-0)

Even then. Took one kid out of the bath put another one in forgot I left the closed container of vaseline on the couch 5 or 10 minutes later older daughter brings just bathed kid into the bathroom completely covered in vaseline.

It was brand new. I just opened it . She had a field day.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 22, 2023 14:54:27 ago (+3/-0)

I don't know what you're using the Vaseline for, and it's none of my fuckin business, but coconut butter is far superior in almost all applications and you can cook with it.

[ - ] Peleg 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 22, 2023 15:03:20 ago (+3/-0)

Here lies the bones of a couple named Kelly.
They were found laying belly to belly,
Because in their haste they were using the paste instead of petroleum jelly.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 22, 2023 15:52:02 ago (+0/-0)

Skin. I dont like coconut anything for skin. I used it back in 2012 then got this rough patch that itched but hurt if I scratched it. The rough patch is still there even years afterwards. Its annoying as hell and I blame coconut for it.

I thought it was an allegic reaction but I can cook with and eat coconut so I that can't be it.

[ - ] Cunt 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 22, 2023 19:41:08 ago (+1/-0)

What about Shae Butter? Has to be the organic kind though, the niggers that process it contaminate the non organic stuff. Might be the same with non-oraganic coconut oil but in general shae butter is better for skin then coconut oil. Coconut oil is good for hair though.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 22, 2023 14:38:51 ago (+1/-0)

Lesson learned,now be very careful with any cordite you may have laying about.