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If you really think about it, brisket is more valuable than a woman

submitted by HeyJames to whatever 1.7 yearsAug 22, 2023 09:12:52 ago (+20/-3)     (whatever)

A brisket smoked by a top ranked pit Master will go for about $25-30 / lb. Out of a 15lb brisket you can expect a yield of about 8 or 9 lbs. That's like $250-300

There are plenty of women who would put out for that kind of money. Taking a woman on a date is like $50-100 (less if you do it right). You're pretty much garunteed pussy these days in 2-3 dates minimum if not the first. The brisket is still more valuable. If the woman puts out on the first date then the brisket is literally 3x more valuable

So when I say top pitmaster brisket is worth more than a woman, I'm definitely not joking.


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[ - ] Anus_Expander 10 points 1.7 yearsAug 22, 2023 11:06:54 ago (+11/-1)

a 7-11 hotdog is worth more than a modern woman

[ - ] Centaurus 4 points 1.7 yearsAug 22, 2023 11:12:12 ago (+4/-0)

I'm guessing you like the foot long ones. Amiright?

[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 22, 2023 11:15:16 ago (+5/-2)

kielbasa for the WIN, nigga

[ - ] TheBlazingPatriot -7 points 1.7 yearsAug 22, 2023 11:19:00 ago (+1/-8)

Fuck off, incel. incels.is is that way.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 22, 2023 11:22:32 ago (+3/-1)

eat shit, fat girl

[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 22, 2023 16:34:22 ago (+0/-0)

She's not fat, she's just big boned. /s

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 22, 2023 16:41:39 ago (+0/-0)

She sounds fat, stupid, ugly, and easy

[ - ] meat 5 points 1.7 yearsAug 22, 2023 11:14:33 ago (+5/-0)

A brisket can't pretend that it is enjoying sex with me nearly as well as a woman can. That plays into my personal valuation of these items immensely.

[ - ] WNwoman 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 22, 2023 13:12:40 ago (+3/-0)

A brisket can’t give you White children. Case closed.

[ - ] HeyJames [op] 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 22, 2023 17:50:13 ago (+2/-0)

Briskets can feed white children

[ - ] x0x7 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 22, 2023 12:36:45 ago (+2/-0)

You need to learn the difference between value and cost:

https://admin.fee.org/files/doclib/20121116_EconomicsInOneLesson.pdf

The question is what you get out of it, not what it costs to obtain it.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 22, 2023 12:30:09 ago (+2/-0)

Pig tastes great....about that brisket.

[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 22, 2023 12:11:24 ago (+2/-0)

a WHORE is not a Woman, its a WHORE.

Go fuck yourself kike rapist.

[ - ] Centaurus 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 22, 2023 11:10:32 ago (+2/-0)

Get. A. Grip.

[ - ] texasblood 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 22, 2023 10:18:36 ago (+3/-1)

$35/lb smoked weight here for Prime.
US waygu $45-$50 smoked weight

[ - ] Sector7 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 22, 2023 15:03:39 ago (+1/-0)

Brisket is a cut of meat from the breast or lower chest of beef or veal. The beef brisket is one of the nine beef primal cuts, though the definition of the cut differs internationally. The brisket muscles include the superficial and deep pectorals.

This must be a regional or foodie thing.

[ - ] x0x7 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 22, 2023 16:46:55 ago (+1/-0)

Because understanding that there is more than one cut of beef in a cow is a "foodie" thing.

[ - ] Sector7 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 22, 2023 18:38:08 ago (+1/-0)

Could be a regional thing.

[ - ] Rotteuxx -4 points 1.7 yearsAug 22, 2023 11:29:06 ago (+0/-4)

Voat incels are so sad.

Maybe you should just neck yourself.

The saddest part is that you're not even man enough to toughen up and roll with the punches that result from your shitty selection of women.

If you chose wrong & get burned, blame yourself.

[ - ] HeyJames [op] 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 22, 2023 12:07:37 ago (+0/-0)

I'm married lol I just know how most women are

[ - ] Rotteuxx 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 22, 2023 12:13:05 ago (+0/-0)

How can you know unless you're cheating on your wife?

[ - ] HeyJames [op] 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 22, 2023 12:15:47 ago (+0/-0)

She wasn't my first. I doubt women have changed that much in 9 years to be honest

[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 22, 2023 16:50:45 ago (+1/-0)

They are three times as retarded and four times heavier.