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TWO THINGS THAT WEAKEN ME....

submitted by Zyklonbeekeeper to HDLunited 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2023 01:37:46 ago (+9/-0)     (HDLunited)

....and I admit, I'm not tough enough to take the beating that dental pain and/or kidney stone pain dishes out. 2 back teeth extracted Wednesday and I'm trying to lift myself up from the canvas, got up for a bit but then fell onto the ropes and now I got another "8 count".

The fucking pain associated with teeth accentuates human imperfection...right now i feel like I've been smashed with hammer, fucking jaw feels broken, earache, headache and conflicting biorhythms, it even hurts to think about how much I despise the filthy sodomite kikes....fuck I couldn't even laugh after reading about the stupid niggers getting mass electrocuted after high voltage hydro lines fell into the river where baptisms were being performed.

It's like the pebble that collapses the brick wall or the thorn in the foot that drops the elephant, I've tolerated a lot of pain in my day but I'm a fucking whimp when it comes to kidney stones or teeth.


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[ - ] Sector7 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2023 11:19:57 ago (+3/-0)

Good thing a bunch of people complained about Oxycontin to make it hard to get now. I've had it for that kind of pain and it's the perfect pain reliever.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2023 16:45:57 ago (+1/-0)

@Sector7...two days ago I would have slugged back a handful...I got it beat now but I was no fun to live with...I guess I'll have some apologizing to do whenever the old lady regains consciousness.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2023 02:53:13 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2023 16:41:09 ago (+1/-0)

@Valley...coincidentally my wife told me that too, she uses the "drops", and she's big on the "oregano" too....feeling a fuck of a lot better today but still not chomping down on that barbecued steak that I've been wanting to eat.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2023 17:28:55 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] HeyJames 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2023 08:41:51 ago (+2/-0)

One day I will probably just have all my teeth pulled and replaced with dental implants. Fucking around with dentists sucks

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2023 16:52:13 ago (+0/-0)

How I would like to be able to afford dental implants.

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2023 17:52:37 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah it's like 50 or 60k for a full set. Definitely an investment

[ - ] con77 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2023 07:55:28 ago (+2/-0)

I got an herbal supplement called Stone breaker. It's a miracle worker. I could barely drive and it worked in 24 hours.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2023 11:34:51 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Panic 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 19, 2023 13:20:09 ago (+1/-0)

I had three kidney stones removed this spring. No fun but nothing compared to the heart attack and quadruple by-pass surgery. That one laid me up for a year.