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Needing to pee keeps waking me up

submitted by NaggerFagger to AskUpgoat 1.7 yearsAug 18, 2023 08:48:18 ago (+3/-2)     (AskUpgoat)

Is this something that happens as you get older? I havent been getting a full nights sleep cause I wake up to pee and cant go back to bed.


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[ - ] Glowbright 4 points 1.7 yearsAug 18, 2023 12:14:57 ago (+4/-0)

Typically 'needing to pee' is what prevents you from falling back to sleep but is not what woke you up in the first place, hence a lot of the comments about apnea or caffeine, etc. but really it could be anything. The bottom line is that you are sleeping poorly. Figure that out and you will sleep through the need to pee for the most part.

In addition to the other suggestions I saw HIT THE GYM! It is likely that you are going to bed with a body that is just not that tired. On days that I have a good work out I am guaranteed to sleep a long and deep sleep. If you make exercise a regular part of your routine this problem will likely go away. (will probably also help with apnea if that is part of the problem)

[ - ] SecretHitler 4 points 1.7 yearsAug 18, 2023 11:36:23 ago (+4/-0)

Bunch of boomers in here

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 18, 2023 12:12:49 ago (+1/-0)

kek

[ - ] deleted -1 points 1.7 yearsAug 18, 2023 15:24:14 ago (+0/-1)

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[ - ] StealthNinjaTaliban 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 18, 2023 08:57:03 ago (+3/-0)

Pee sitting down. Standing to pee only drains a percentage of your bladder volume. Sitting gets you empty

[ - ] enormousatom 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 18, 2023 09:19:40 ago (+3/-0)

And purchase a squatty pottie. They legit make pooping better. You could also build one for almost nothing.

[ - ] StealthNinjaTaliban 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 18, 2023 11:29:05 ago (+2/-0)

I had one, its bullshit

[ - ] JustALover 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 18, 2023 13:27:00 ago (+1/-0)

"Squatty pottie" is basically just a frame for getting your feet higher up.

I built one, but with a nice table up top so I can put a book there to read.

[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 18, 2023 13:31:28 ago (+2/-0)

sounds weird but, keep one eye closed the whole time after waking up, that makes it easier to fall asleep again.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 18, 2023 11:59:11 ago (+2/-0)

Bitch, bitch, bitch! Would you rather not wake up?🤣

[ - ] Portmanure 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 18, 2023 11:49:20 ago (+3/-1)

8 hours of uninterrupted sleep is a modern myth. Waking up during the night is normal. Don’t let it upset you, just get up do your business, get back in bed, close your eyes and relax. Give yourself credit for being in bed with your eyes closed, this counts as rest. Don’t sweat the small interruptions. If you get mad about it then yes, your sleep is disturbed and you did it to yourself. Once you learn to not worry about it, accept it and relax, you’ll wake up rested and ready to go.

[ - ] 2Drunk 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 18, 2023 09:30:27 ago (+2/-0)

I told you to not fuck that taco nigger. Are you still sure that was a actual female?

[ - ] gimpyoldman 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 18, 2023 09:15:51 ago (+2/-0)

That used to happen to me if I drank 6-7 beers in the evening. But, yeah, most older men have that problem. They say it's from a swollen prostrate. There is a prescription drug you can get that reduces the urge to pee.

[ - ] HeyJames 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 18, 2023 08:55:48 ago (+2/-0)

That is a sign of sleep apnea. Get a sleep study done

[ - ] 2Drunk 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 18, 2023 09:32:08 ago (+2/-0)

True, the COVID shot will help. /s

[ - ] CoronaHoax 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 18, 2023 12:41:09 ago (+1/-0)

Learn to drink very little before sleeping

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 18, 2023 12:10:46 ago (+1/-0)*

Speak with your doc but you can buy Lycopene at walmart. Not only will it shrink your prostate, it will make your sex drive go through the roof. Your wife will be like wtf. I would talk with a doc before taking it. You may have something else going on that needs to be looked at.

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 18, 2023 12:43:10 ago (+1/-0)

Licopin is prescription blood pressure medication. Do you mean lycopene?

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 18, 2023 13:08:30 ago (+1/-0)

Yes. My bad. Corrected

[ - ] NeedleStack 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 18, 2023 12:02:11 ago (+1/-0)

This is what you're suffering from: https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/14510-nocturia

It's easily rectified by cutting way down on caffeine. Wean yourself completely off it if you can.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 18, 2023 11:48:27 ago (+1/-0)

Wear diapers, then you won’t have to wake up.

[ - ] SteppingRazor 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 18, 2023 09:53:09 ago (+1/-0)

If your stream is diminishing, try saw palmetto tablets. It may help your other problem too.
I take them and it takes about a month to see results. My doctor said that was good for mild cases.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 18, 2023 11:13:09 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] Sector7 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 18, 2023 14:44:57 ago (+2/-0)

But will it be able to do the dishes? I think not.

[ - ] con77 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 18, 2023 09:52:36 ago (+1/-0)

You have apnea.
I got a breathing machine that I wear at night and sleep all night.

[ - ] JustALover 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 18, 2023 13:28:41 ago (+1/-0)

Have you tried this? Some smart guy sleeps with tape covering most of his mouth. Helps his apnea.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8JzXEoT9LI

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 18, 2023 09:04:35 ago (+1/-0)

Happens to me sometimes but I don't usually have a problem falling asleep again.

[ - ] deleted -2 points 1.7 yearsAug 18, 2023 10:03:32 ago (+0/-2)

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[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 18, 2023 10:55:56 ago (+2/-0)

Wtf

[ - ] NaggerFagger [op] 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 18, 2023 10:30:28 ago (+0/-0)

That sounds like a nightmare.

[ - ] deleted -1 points 1.7 yearsAug 18, 2023 10:40:31 ago (+1/-2)*

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[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 18, 2023 12:14:24 ago (+1/-0)

@system should ban you from here just for the sole reason of farting out of your dick.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 18, 2023 12:25:45 ago (+0/-0)

Do we need a gore tag for comments? I really didn't want to spend the rest of my day thinking about dick farts.