Fought a bully kid and it was pretty equally matched IMHO, but it turned out everyone was rooting for me. The official story was that I whooped his ass even though I didn't come close before the faculty broke it up. I enjoyed hearing about it. People said I did all kinds of cool stuff that never happened.
That tends to happen when you stand up to the local bully. As a military brat I had the honor of always being the "new kid" to be targeted by bullies.
Woe be to them though, as I had a good amount of boxing under my belt and I was used to kicking their asses. The sorts of rumors you hear when you beat the crap out of the bullies that have been scaring the other kids for years is fucking crazy.
Reminds me of an occasion many years ago when a drunken female colleague responded to my question about a rumour I had heard about myself by loudly 'announcing' to the entire pub:
"The rumour isn't that you've got a big dick, I mean that's part of it, but all the talk is because apparently you're very good in bed, hic that's the rumour!"
I say announcing because she said it just at that rare moment in a busy pub when every conversation stops / pauses at the same time.
I was like "oh, ok" and somewhat sheepishly turned to look behind me (she was stood in the corner so I had my back to the place) had at least a dozen women trying to catch my eye.
As if on cue the hot girl from the sales department returned with a bounce from the toilet.
The rumour came up with 'corner girl' because I was talking to her about the fact that I quite liked the look and energy of 'sales girl' and wanted to get her perspective on the lay of the land as it were.
I decided in that moment to just go full chad thunder cock and roll the dice there and then with an ultra confidence 'lets go back to yours now' pass at 'sales girl'.
It landed with the force of a paveway bunker buster so tied the ribbon with "so get your coat luv, you've pulled". Downed the last thirds of my pint and walked towards the door without looking back.
Lol I was such a fucking douche back then.
Had a serious amount of fun with that girl, and if my helpful colleague hadn't told me (and the pub) about the rumour, I would have gotten there anyway, but not as quickly and not with as much alpha energy. And that girl got mad fucking drunk on that energy, resulting in a very interesting dynamic to say the least.
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Woe be to them though, as I had a good amount of boxing under my belt and I was used to kicking their asses. The sorts of rumors you hear when you beat the crap out of the bullies that have been scaring the other kids for years is fucking crazy.
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"The rumour isn't that you've got a big dick, I mean that's part of it, but all the talk is because apparently you're very good in bed, hic that's the rumour!"
I say announcing because she said it just at that rare moment in a busy pub when every conversation stops / pauses at the same time.
I was like "oh, ok" and somewhat sheepishly turned to look behind me (she was stood in the corner so I had my back to the place) had at least a dozen women trying to catch my eye.
As if on cue the hot girl from the sales department returned with a bounce from the toilet.
The rumour came up with 'corner girl' because I was talking to her about the fact that I quite liked the look and energy of 'sales girl' and wanted to get her perspective on the lay of the land as it were.
I decided in that moment to just go full chad thunder cock and roll the dice there and then with an ultra confidence 'lets go back to yours now' pass at 'sales girl'.
It landed with the force of a paveway bunker buster so tied the ribbon with "so get your coat luv, you've pulled". Downed the last thirds of my pint and walked towards the door without looking back.
Lol I was such a fucking douche back then.
Had a serious amount of fun with that girl, and if my helpful colleague hadn't told me (and the pub) about the rumour, I would have gotten there anyway, but not as quickly and not with as much alpha energy. And that girl got mad fucking drunk on that energy, resulting in a very interesting dynamic to say the least.
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