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Alligator

submitted by shitface9000 to Nature 9 monthsAug 17, 2023 15:59:58 ago (+43/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/yw4tc4.mp4



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[ - ] PostWallHelena 9 points 9 monthsAug 17, 2023 16:16:06 ago (+9/-0)

That was awesome

[ - ] CoronaHoax 7 points 9 monthsAug 17, 2023 17:50:02 ago (+7/-0)

Pretty sure it knew damn well they were making fun of it

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 9 monthsAug 17, 2023 21:56:31 ago (+0/-0)

TIL

Alligators think like nogz

[ - ] didyouknow 7 points 9 monthsAug 17, 2023 17:37:22 ago (+7/-0)

If I was an alligator, I'd do the same.

[ - ] yesiknow 7 points 9 monthsAug 17, 2023 17:08:22 ago (+7/-0)

They make them that dumb, right out of the factory.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 9 monthsAug 17, 2023 20:38:38 ago (+1/-0)

You're talking about the people in the boat, right?

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 9 monthsAug 17, 2023 21:57:07 ago (+1/-0)

No the next county over.

[ - ] FacelessOne 6 points 9 monthsAug 17, 2023 16:40:05 ago (+7/-1)

Screams like Helena

[ - ] NeedleStack 4 points 9 monthsAug 17, 2023 17:05:24 ago (+4/-0)

He was just trying to make their aquaintance. "Hi! I'm Allen the alligator! Mornin'! Have a great rest of your day!!"

[ - ] TwistedC 3 points 9 monthsAug 17, 2023 18:35:28 ago (+3/-0)

That looks like a crocodile. Florida is the only place that crocodiles and alligators exist together naturally. Alligators have a more rounded snout.

[ - ] con77 2 points 9 monthsAug 17, 2023 18:46:10 ago (+2/-0)

Gator

[ - ] deleted 0 points 9 monthsAug 17, 2023 20:45:30 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] TwistedC 2 points 9 monthsAug 17, 2023 22:22:28 ago (+2/-0)

I grew up riding Airboats in the Florida swamps and that doesn't look like any gator I've seen. Crocs are also more aggressive than gators most gators will run and hide rather than jump into a boat.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 9 monthsAug 17, 2023 20:38:09 ago (+1/-0)

Funny looking dog just wants to play.

[ - ] con77 1 point 9 monthsAug 17, 2023 18:47:22 ago (+1/-0)

And that's hot @PeckerwoodPerry learned not to fuck with gators

[ - ] fuckthatshit 0 points 9 monthsAug 18, 2023 08:48:03 ago (+0/-0)

Croc looking for the little girl.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 9 monthsAug 17, 2023 19:43:15 ago (+0/-0)

I would've uppercutted that MF'r!

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 9 monthsAug 17, 2023 21:58:26 ago (+0/-0)

You would have done nothing except shit your pants.