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Dating App Themes That Make Me Want To Stab These Women:

1. Foodies: Food is a caloric vehicle for task completion—not some doofy, pretentious adventure for Instagram retards.
2. Tattoos and body mods. I really don’t want to see any woman over 25 with face piercings. Very immature and a little creepy.
3. Huge tarantula eyelashes. Weird, painted on or tattooed eyebrows. Classy! BARF.
4. If you’re getting older, then by all means dye your hair, but don’t be a middle-aged woman dying your hair weird colors like some 19 year-old raver or Leftist lunatic.
5. Pictures that are filtered, and worse yet filtered with some sort of cutesy animal face. Are you a woman looking to get married or a 13 year-old? You can’t be both.
6. Women who have just too many different damned hairstyles in a 2 year period. It tells me you’re flighty and probably not happy with yourself.
7. Any mention in your profile to vaxing, BLM, climate control, open borders. I’m not a Commie and I don’t want to date one.
8. Don’t be “Christian” and also say you’re looking for a short term or casual relationship. That’s disingenuous.
9. Being over 16 and sticking your tongue out in a dating profile pic.
10. The insipidly ubiquitous angel wing street mural pic.
11. The insipidly ubiquitous Hudson Yards glass ledge pic
12. The insipidly ubiquitous “strong wahman” gym pic(s)
13. Pics of Asian women with their legs photoshopped to impossibly long fashion designer sketch/giraffe proportions.
14. Haggard looking 42 year-olds lying about their age to say they’re 35
15. Lower-middle class women (usually Italians) with badly sun-damaged skin that looks scrotal in nature
16. The ol’ “these are really my sister’s kids” ensnarement scheme
17. An entire pic portfolio of her drinking.
18. Retired pro-circuit whores from Russia/Ukraine/Brazil with their old escort agency pics looking to find their final simp (I can’t stand any Soviet women. Fuck those coldhearted bitches)
19. Pics in the bathroom of a restaurant
20. Flip flops with shitty looking feet or dirty hippie feet.
21. Moles and skin tags. I know it is genetic, but it repulses me and reminds me of the Eastern European snow nigger cunt Slav you probably are descended from.
22. Shows her huge jungle ass in 1st pic of an entire portfolio of tits and ass pics: “Only looking for LTR, don’t message me looking for sex or a fling because I’m not that kind of girl.”