2023.08.16 Doomed! 🚨🚨 Intel (Windows update) to force all modern CPUs this week to use 50% slow-down DOWNFALL security patch for a hilarious hacker exploit reported over a year ago on most Intel chips, leaking AES 256 crypto keys from vector ram to hackers. Time to buy NEW 2024 Intel CPUS?!🚨 - Upgoat

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2023.08.16 Doomed! 🚨🚨 Intel (Windows update) to force all modern CPUs this week to use 50% slow-down DOWNFALL security patch for a hilarious hacker exploit reported over a year ago on most Intel chips, leaking AES 256 crypto keys from vector ram to hackers. Time to buy NEW 2024 Intel CPUS?!🚨
submitted by root to technology 8 monthsAug 16, 2023 04:08:30 ago (+5/-6) (technology)

The White Hat hacker gave Intel a year to make a chip patch, got mad, then just now leaked exploits to China, Russia, and people like me. Intel/Microsoft/Linux solution this morning is to cripple all chips, and buy new 2024 chips later! :

Intel DOWNFALL: New Vulnerability Affecting AVX2/AVX-512 With Big Performance Implications:
https://www.phoronix.com/review/downfall
https://archive.ph/I4VV6#selection-389.0-389.90

🚨The big story is that encryption for 12 months has been a sick joke since hackers knew this on Intel chips.🚨

PCs worldwide after 2023.08.16 patching, are about to get dramatically slower.

Intel SALES DEPARTMENT for 2024 products is pleased by the chip bug.

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[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 8 monthsAug 21, 2023 15:27:53 ago (+0/-0)

Just curious if old laptops are vulnerable to this or the AMD one

or if either tegra-powered Or Intel powered Chromebooks are affected

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 0 points 8 monthsAug 17, 2023 10:29:53 ago (+0/-0)

heard of this patch but will not apply the microcode patch. fuck that shit

[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 8 monthsAug 16, 2023 13:20:50 ago (+0/-0)

Meh, don’t install any new Microsoft updates. I already have a ghost image of a setup that will work for years to come, and it’s great for offline work.

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 8 monthsAug 16, 2023 08:05:33 ago (+0/-0)

laughs in amd/linux

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[ - ] root [op] 0 points 8 monthsAug 16, 2023 12:02:39 ago (+2/-2)

AMD this morning has a similar shitty patch for AMD!!

A simple "divide integer by zero" can root a box remotely forever, with demos out there!

https://www.talk.lol/viewpost?postid=64dcef70aafef

See? Feds immediately downvoted that news I leaked -5 instantly, forcing a repost.

AMD? fucked microcode this week for Linux/Windows.

Intel? nearly all ass-raped for 12 months (Aug 2022 to Aug 2023 this hour) by Grey Hats like me.

Both fucked, different exploits, but Intels lets you lift AES 256 key direct from vector register using script kiddie code.

🚨I wonder what edge-lords out there released new script kiddie p3nned code to root machines world wide in every server?🚨

Who?

What fucker after 11 months , finally released proof of concept remote exploit code? Who?

Never blame the Grey Hats.

Grey Hats keep us all safe, eventually, but need to resort to the only tool they have : anon diclosure... long wait for mitigation patch... finally releasing script kiddie exploit code to root all servers... THEN a series of shitty patches released worldwide.

Its a thankless job for these noble, unsung heroe Grey Hats. They are enemies of MOSSAD, NSA, etc.

Why does the deep state want most Intel and AMD machines easy to remote ass rape?

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