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I Need to Get a Haircut This Week & I'm Kinda Nervous About It

submitted by Scyber to TellTalk 1.7 yearsAug 15, 2023 20:32:38 ago (+7/-4)     (TellTalk)

I haven't had a proper haircut in almost 2 years because the last "stylist" that cut it fucked up pretty bad & didn't listen to me & used a shorter clipper guard than what I asked, and then tried to scam me for paying when I refused because she fucked up and I had to wear a hat for 2 months.
I don't know if I can trust female barbers anymore because they always end up fucking my hair up in one way or another, so I'm willing to spend the extra money to go to a proper male barber downtown.
I've been cutting my own hair for a year and a half but can't get the back the way I want and it takes me a solid hour to do it myself, plus all the cleaning up - it turns into a massive migraine for me & I'll still be touching it up for a few days afterwards.

Why am I nervous? Because it's been almost 2 years and I don't know what kind of style I wanna go with that won't make me look like a puttz and I have weird issues with strangers touching me.


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[ - ] Speakfreely 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 15, 2023 23:24:27 ago (+0/-0)

Shave it off

Don’t sweat it,



[ - ] FacelessOne 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 16, 2023 00:21:54 ago (+0/-0)

Fag.

Only fags cut their hair.

Research The Vril Society.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 16, 2023 02:30:04 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] FacelessOne 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 16, 2023 05:11:16 ago (+0/-0)

Well obviously because you were pointed in the wrong direction when you went to sleep!

[ - ] Sector7 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 15, 2023 22:13:16 ago (+1/-0)

For the back, use progressively shorter attachments as you trim up towards the crown. Get another mirror if you need it.

Only patronize the maskers if you have no alternative.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 16, 2023 02:10:44 ago (+1/-0)

the maskers

Do you know how ridiculous that was getting your hair cut during that time? Daughter went and came back I was furious!!! I don't know about a guys hair but I know damn well you can't cut womens hair without looking at their face. But thats what they did. A piss poor haircut. And I paid for it! Insane. More upset at my daughter for not walking out when they didnt take the mask off for the haircut but what else could I have expected? Teenagers are idiots.

[ - ] MaryXmas 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 15, 2023 22:49:26 ago (+1/-0)

Hair grows, stop being a faggot.

Learn their language -- Figure out what guard you want, and ask for that. Ask for scissors on the top or get a 4 or whatever.

Say, "I haven't had a real haircut in a while (my wife cuts my hair, or whatever lie you want to tell), so I would like some extra help figuring out what I like, can you please help me?" They will help you, that is their profession.

I walk in to the fleet of bleach blonde obese tattoo women with the big tits. Buzzer on the sides - 3 or 4, whatever, clean up the top, and then square or round neck. That's all they care about. If you are lucky, they will motorboat you when they level out the front. My hair always looks about the same.

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 15, 2023 22:49:50 ago (+1/-0)

just let it grow

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 15, 2023 21:25:16 ago (+2/-0)

What a fucking faggot. I have a female barber and she’s badass! She’s Vietnamese. Find an Asian barber, or an old White guy. If you end up in a tattooed pomade rockabilly barbershop paying $60 for a haircut, please don’t come back here.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 15, 2023 21:56:27 ago (+2/-0)

I have the same problem with strangers touching me. It gives me anxiety. On top of that they always try to make small talk, which is exhausting to me.

[ - ] MaryXmas 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 15, 2023 22:50:17 ago (+2/-0)

I would be embarrassed to post this. Maybe post in anon next time. Lol.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 4 points 1.7 yearsAug 15, 2023 22:22:27 ago (+4/-0)

Get a picture, from several angles, print it out. All you have to do is point at the pictures. There used to be magazines for exactly this, and they used to be in all the barber shops. I dunno if they still have them there or not, haven't gone to one in over a decade now.

And find a good barber. No heavily-tattooed fat chicks with multi-colored hair. No blacks, no jews.

[ - ] chrimony 5 points 1.7 yearsAug 15, 2023 21:20:10 ago (+5/-0)

Lulz at the two faggots who upvoted this.

[ - ] HeyJames 6 points 1.7 yearsAug 15, 2023 20:34:33 ago (+7/-1)

You sound like a little bitch. Hair grows back. I get my shit cut every 2 weeks by a professional barber because I'm not a sloppy faggot

[ - ] Scyber [op] 5 points 1.7 yearsAug 15, 2023 20:50:50 ago (+6/-1)

Bless your heart, fag.

[ - ] bosunmoon 6 points 1.7 yearsAug 15, 2023 21:10:32 ago (+6/-0)

Just get your fucking hair cut. We don't need to hear about it.