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I'd beat up Paradoxical in grade school

Of course, somethings. But if past decisions dramatically effect future outcomes, it isn't worth the gamble to lose the important things I value right now.

I'd find a way to have my brother have an "unfortunate accident" and save the world from him.

Avoid Emily.

Replace gates's cream pie with ball and chain mace.

Not be a fuckup stoner and care about how I look.

Answer the first time I was called.

Act retarded starting at age 3. Thus: Never have to go to public schools ever. Never be eligible for the military. Lower everybody's bullshit expectations of me.

At 18, just leave home and leave the state. Start a new life from scratch as a not-retarded fellow. Then live a simple fun life.

Go live with my dad so my brother and sister had a chance at living an undivorced life in the best town we ever lived in.

Would mean I’d have to give up the best years of my life when I never knew they’d go away

Learn how to live in a time loop. For some time. Until i figure out what the fuck is going on. Then exit time loop with new knowledge.

Be more intentional about who I spend my time with, both friends and women.

Party less (but not none)

Better fitness at an earlier age. It's not hard to get a good body if you know what to do. I'd be more interested in playing team sports now that I understand those benefits better.

There was also this gorgeous woman who I didn't know but I saw her around sometimes. I heard a rumor once that she had a NatSoc flag hanging up in her apt. If true I would love to go back and try to wife her.

Learn to ride a "Uni-Cycle".

run away from home at age 13

Onions.

learn a trade, brush my teeth, workout, eat clean

Woo, just about everything, using assets to hand of child me with current knowledge? I probably would have invented and patented vaping early and that would have probably been the best career move for my father's survival especially considering his skills, we could have done it and made millions, with his and my mothers skills and my future knowledge we could probably turn that money into a successful energy drink company years before monster took off, dedicate myself to early graduation by like 10-12 and jump a bunch of liberal scum on their website ideas like twitter and jump in early on bitcoin and ride the waves of that with perfect confidence on each boom and bust, that and stock knowledge I'd be a multi billionaire by my mid 20s and by 2020 I'd be the richest man alive. I'd probably use my millions from a young age to see certain key players in current politics never take the stage I'd lay pitfalls for the rest using my current knowledge and hopefully avert the pandemic, I have some other ideas I wont type up on how to build a loyal organization and the sort of company towns I would build as little oranias across america.

My childhood instincts were right, I just didn't trust them because of social programming, so I'd be huge on fitness, red meat, and osteo formatives, make a massive push to move my family to a plot off city water and onto a well ASAP; make my mother quit smoking at all costs, I'd also cut out a former friend much earlier. Do everything to get my sister to settle for her highschool sweetheart instead of dipping on him because he was going to the marines.

A load of small problem solving that would add up quickly.

I'd be a rightwing rival to the rothschildes and soros, I'd be sinking their ops ASAP and building counter ops through proxies and using proxies to subvert their ops using future knowledge of events.

I'd need a 5 billion dollar compound just to avoid being assassinated by the enemy, they'd want me so bad I would have to build an early warning system for missiles and asteroids and a super bunker under my Appalachian estate.

Who knows what you could do/undo by one changed decision.

If I had not made some decisions which I 'regretted' It might have not put me in a position to believe on Jesus, as I have.

You can. for all eternity. over and over again.

Kill my parents. I’da been out of prison long ago.

Spent more time with my Dad when he called after he retired from lung cancer. I was definitely the "cats in the cradle", just like my Dad, always busy with work until it was too late. I guess it all comes down to what you consider "success". I had all the financial and professional success to make my Dad proud but I'd give it all up for another day with him.

Everything.

Pet more dog.

I'd go and take pictures the years before 9/11 and record them bringing in the bombs. I'd get a job as security and figure out how to stop the faggots.

Maybe kill dick Cheney some how but I would have to be able to get away with it

Better.

Well,I'm assuming I'd have all my knowledge from now. Overall,I don't think I can change too much for others. Even now,as I tell them all the secrets I've learned here,no one listens to me. Even as all my "conspiracy theories" come true over and over. So I'd really only be able to change my life.

And there's not too much I can change about that since everything depends on others. However,all the knowledge I currently have would allow me to buy some stocks and make some money so long as I only buy small amounts and don't get too much for the jews to notice.

I'd be more selective in my purchases and I'd have gotten into some hobbies earlier and worked out more and taken better care of myself. Getting stronger is quick and easy so long as you don't go nuts on it. Still have avoided sports since those are full of fags and niggers.

Yeah,overall,my life would've improved a bit but not much,really.