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Exaggerated Programming Humor

submitted by GrayDragon to Computers 8 monthsAug 15, 2023 03:48:19 ago (+26/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/5cw8p5.mp4



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[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3 monthsJan 30, 2024 18:22:11 ago (+0/-0)

Lowest common denominator wins.

It's a race to the bottom!

Don't be late and if you're going to be late don't call us we'll also be late.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 4 monthsDec 22, 2023 12:46:05 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Prairie 4 points 8 monthsAug 15, 2023 05:43:56 ago (+4/-0)*

Ge can do the lines as long as he has a 7-dimensional space to draw them in. Or fewer dimensions and a non-Euclidean space (think of a globe where three perpendicular lines can all intersect).

[ - ] PostyMcRepost 1 point 8 monthsAug 15, 2023 13:51:04 ago (+1/-0)*

True ... but... Adding insufficient dimensions still results in various failure conditions. For example math papers show that the platonic solids of our 3 dimensional world (every line the SAME LENGTH and connected in convex shape) : 3 sided facet , 4 sided fact, 5 sided facet, become irrational if too many dimensions added. Admittedly , 3 sided object facets seem universal in 4, 5th , N dimensions. 5 sided goes away first.

cool animated page on primer : https://math.ucr.edu/home/baez/platonic.html


In 5 or more dimensions, there are only three regular polytopes, these three only :

- There is a kind of hypertetrahedron, called the 'n-simplex', having (n+1) faces, all of which are (n-1)-simplices.

- There is a kind of hypercube, called the 'n-cube', having 2n faces, all of which are (n-1)-cubes.

- And there is a kind of hyperoctahedron, called the 'n-dimensional cross-polytope', having 2n faces, all of which are (n-1)-simplices.


I mention this tangent due to fact that it came up in my life a couple times, and not just for playing with D&D dice in higher dimensions.

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 8 monthsAug 15, 2023 19:36:37 ago (+0/-0)

I suppose it also might be difficult to do ink printing in 7 dimensions. I guess it's up to them to supply the 7-dimensional paper to print it on.

[ - ] x0x7 1 point 8 monthsAug 15, 2023 15:22:59 ago (+1/-0)*

I can do it in less. First, the lines do not need to be straight because they did not give that condition and the other conditions do necessitate it. Next they only need to be perpendicular to each other line, but the condition was not made that they need to be perpendicular at their point of intersection, or that they even have a point of intersection.

Draw 7 nearly complete circles, not touching, and you are done. Each pair has two points on their respective lines that are perpendicular.

Next they say to draw a red line with green ink. So use red ink, and infuse it with a small amount of green ink. Now it is a red line which contains some green ink. As for the invisible ink you simply ask if they have a supplier for invisible ink and now it's their problem.

[ - ] yesiknow 3 points 8 monthsAug 15, 2023 08:13:09 ago (+3/-0)

That's funny. All the progressive liberals are White, and the rational guy's a Chinaman.

Except of course the progressives are suffering the result of Marxist psychological abuse from the media , colleges and internet activists. Their symptoms are the symptoms of the communist Chinese who've had to steal everything from us to get out of the rice fields.

Average communist Chinese have the same idiocy hidden behind a face of intellectual superiority the liberals have today.

Rebuilding any country with progressive communists at jobs that aren't follow orders, factory jobs is going to be tough.

[ - ] GrayDragon [op] 1 point 8 monthsAug 15, 2023 08:39:55 ago (+1/-0)

Why did I upvote you. How about you just shut the fuck up.

[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 8 monthsAug 15, 2023 11:27:33 ago (+0/-0)

Chink

[ - ] GrayDragon [op] 0 points 8 monthsAug 18, 2023 04:35:22 ago (+0/-0)

Chunk!

[ - ] Master_Foo 2 points 8 monthsAug 15, 2023 04:27:47 ago (+2/-0)

It's like talking to @dock about pretty much anything.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 8 monthsAug 24, 2023 14:39:54 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] SocksOnCats 1 point 8 monthsAug 15, 2023 14:42:12 ago (+1/-0)

I cannot count how many meetings I've sat through (playing the role of the Asian guy), which were exactly like this.

[ - ] GrayDragon [op] 0 points 8 monthsAug 18, 2023 04:31:42 ago (+0/-0)

In the 90s as a semi-new programmer, I got pulled into a client meeting. Sales was promising everything without regard to logic. I kept saying things like, "I don't know if we can do that."

I was never allowed in a client meeting again. This was a good thing!

E: I even went out for a smoke with their second-in-command and started lightly insulting him due to his ridiculous arrogance. We still got the contract. Ha!

[ - ] shitface9000 1 point 8 monthsAug 15, 2023 10:55:52 ago (+1/-0)

I’ve been in similar situations except they don’t usually tell you up front about the impossibility of the task.

[ - ] GrayDragon [op] 0 points 8 monthsAug 18, 2023 04:49:41 ago (+0/-0)

... they don’t usually tell you up front about the impossibility of the task.

It is known.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 8 monthsAug 15, 2023 12:50:47 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Cinj 0 points 8 monthsAug 15, 2023 12:49:38 ago (+0/-0)

female (maybe)
probably going to pretend she's smart/enlighted and girlsplain some shit to me

Couldn't click the video off fast enough.