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Theives run away? Just drag 'em back inside and keep on beatin'.

submitted by allAheadFull to funny 1.7 yearsAug 14, 2023 19:17:44 ago (+78/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/jjqgcl.mp4



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[ - ] rabidR04CH 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 15, 2023 08:32:52 ago (+0/-0)

Beaten and unmasked, it's a beautiful sight.

[ - ] RedBarchetta 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 15, 2023 10:30:49 ago (+0/-0)

Why is it so short? Where's the rest.

[ - ] con77 0 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2025 17:54:37 ago (+0/-0)

Now you can't leave

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 14, 2023 22:00:13 ago (+1/-0)

Mask off jew revealed

[ - ] NuckFiggers 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 14, 2023 20:59:52 ago (+2/-0)

When he's lying on the ground stomp the knee with your heel as hard as you possibly can.

Then let him run away.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 14, 2023 22:03:49 ago (+1/-0)

Empty clip into chest and head and allow them to escape their jew hell.

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 15, 2023 02:07:24 ago (+2/-0)

He was in the garage he should have gotten a sledge hammer and played sledge hammer golf with the thief's head

[ - ] boekanier 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 15, 2023 04:29:07 ago (+2/-0)

the thief wasn't a nigger, it must be a jew then

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 15, 2023 04:57:34 ago (+2/-0)

Guys, learn to throw a solid left jab please.

[ - ] DoughGoy 6 points 1.7 yearsAug 14, 2023 20:21:27 ago (+6/-0)

That thief at the end almost had a semitic look to him.

[ - ] Loves2smootch 14 points 1.7 yearsAug 14, 2023 20:06:11 ago (+14/-0)

Ho hohoho, that gives me a flashback :)
I had two niggers trying to rob my house through a garage door.
They obviously did not do their research and who I was. They thought that my wife was living there with a young child, by herself.
I have a full gym in my garage and beat them shitless with 25lb dumbels and 45lb disk.
One of them could not get of the ground and had to be picked up with an ambulance.
Other one run away, but I heard the first one gave up his name.
Detective told me that when they spoke to the snitch, that if won't talk they will bring me over to the interigation room :)
Next time there will be .45 APC in my hand and they will become a free dog food for a month. No cops will be involved.

[ - ] deleted 4 points 1.7 yearsAug 14, 2023 21:40:24 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] BulletStopper 7 points 1.7 yearsAug 14, 2023 23:31:56 ago (+7/-0)

Old and busted: "...in Minecraft."

New hotness: "chatGPT told me..."

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 14, 2023 22:01:53 ago (+1/-0)

Piggerys can be profitable also.

[ - ] goatfugee12 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 15, 2023 09:19:23 ago (+1/-0)

human flesh is terrible for mammals, its best to grind them up and feed them to fish, parasites that effect humans typically don't take to fish.

But don't put the blood in the pond. Blood is actually good for soil/compost and cant really be tested after about a day unless its very cold out, or the blood was not mixed well into the compost and coagulated into large lumps.

Or at least that what an old goat farmer told me... about goats..

[ - ] RedBarchetta 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 15, 2023 10:32:50 ago (+0/-0)

Hmmm

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 14, 2023 23:50:51 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] rabidR04CH 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 15, 2023 08:33:44 ago (+0/-0)

People like you are an inspiration. I'm not even being sarcastic.

[ - ] Clubberlang -3 points 1.7 yearsAug 14, 2023 22:02:39 ago (+0/-3)

Please proofread, revise and edit.

It's very hard to read.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 15, 2023 00:24:48 ago (+1/-0)

Just use some improvision when you read it.