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Gator launching itself out of the water

submitted by Steelerfish to Wildlife 9 monthsAug 13, 2023 15:03:15 ago (+26/-0)     (www.wfla.com)

https://www.wfla.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/71/2023/08/Alligator-launch-TIM-SMITH-1.jpg?resize=1536,1083



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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 8 points 9 monthsAug 13, 2023 15:37:58 ago (+8/-0)

Fuckin meat torpedo. I accidentally came up on a big gator in my canoe one day and spooked it. It was a big, heavy fucker. Rocked the boat pretty good. Almost had a "code brown" on the life jacket I was using for a seat cushion.

[ - ] Sal_180 3 points 9 monthsAug 13, 2023 18:39:15 ago (+3/-0)

Meat torpedo sounds cool, I'm going to google that

[ - ] GreenSaint -1 points 9 monthsAug 13, 2023 19:08:02 ago (+1/-2)

Post a picture of your meat torpedo when you get a chance

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 9 monthsAug 13, 2023 19:13:25 ago (+3/-0)

Bound to happen sooner or later.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 9 monthsAug 13, 2023 23:38:52 ago (+1/-0)

There he is!

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 9 monthsAug 13, 2023 22:09:36 ago (+1/-0)

Almost had a "code brown" on the life jacket I was using for a seat cushion.

Clean up isle poop.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 4 points 9 monthsAug 13, 2023 15:38:14 ago (+4/-0)

Without that tail they'd be fucked

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 9 monthsAug 13, 2023 19:12:23 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah, but they have it cause they earned it.

[ - ] GrayDragon 2 points 9 monthsAug 13, 2023 15:32:16 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 9 monthsAug 13, 2023 22:08:55 ago (+1/-0)

North Easterners:

budere sew kyoot!

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 0 points 9 monthsAug 14, 2023 02:17:53 ago (+0/-0)

Never fuck with an animal whose head is 90% mouth.
Hippopotamuses and jews like Ron Perlman fall into that category.

[ - ] con77 0 points 9 monthsAug 13, 2023 22:36:51 ago (+0/-0)

I taught him to play fetch

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 9 monthsAug 13, 2023 19:06:25 ago (+1/-1)

Sure it looks ferocious, but if you rub it’s nipples it will offer a sensual blowjob…., go ahead stick your dick in its mouth, don’t be shy

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 9 monthsAug 13, 2023 22:10:50 ago (+1/-0)

Steve Irwin your thoughts?

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 1 point 9 monthsAug 13, 2023 22:53:09 ago (+1/-0)

Died doing what he loved, made him rich and famous. He was in a risky business, not everyone was completely surprised when things went sideways.

I hope I die doing something I love…., probably take another decade of sitting on my ass guzzling beer for the liver to finally call it quits

Also, I identify as a herpatoligist , been bitten by a reptile or two