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I just want to thank you Goats who responded to me about gift ideas for my wife.

submitted by OoklaTheMok to whatever 9 monthsAug 12, 2023 14:06:29 ago (+11/-0)     (whatever)

I really, really appreciate it and the ideas were great! I would have never thought of those suggested. Last year I bought her a brand new Highlander with 6 miles on it and it's kind of hard to top that one. Again, thanks guys and galls. I appreciate this community so much. You guys fucking rock.


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[ - ] deleted 3 points 9 monthsAug 12, 2023 14:29:53 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] OoklaTheMok [op] 0 points 9 monthsAug 12, 2023 14:33:29 ago (+0/-0)

I would but I got her one of those smart watches for Christmas last year. Good idea though. Thanks.

[ - ] correctness 2 points 9 monthsAug 12, 2023 14:48:13 ago (+3/-1)

Bitches like selfies.

In future you could gift her painting of herself.

She can be queen in portrait. Also you can add kids too as price or princess, you cannot add yourself thou.

I'm talking about big ass oil painting. You can find someone on etsy or Patreon from east European countries who will do under $200, plus you need to visit local gallery shop so they can make nice renaissance style frame and frame it.


I'm not to shy to visit all those sites where they draw porn for request for pennies.

These artists are top notch. With black pen they will draw you and pic looks like photograph.

It's fucking crazy how cheap you can request top quality shit.

[ - ] OoklaTheMok [op] 5 points 9 monthsAug 12, 2023 14:55:49 ago (+5/-0)

Although not a bad idea, but she isn't the selfy type. Not even a little. She isn't like other women, she uses logic instead of feeling to express herself and that's why we have been together so long. In the 24 years we have been together we have had less than 10 arguments with each other. No drama and no bullshit. In my eyes she is perfect because of this very reason. Her and I both can say what's on our mind without hurt feelings.

[ - ] correctness 2 points 9 monthsAug 12, 2023 17:03:41 ago (+2/-0)

Look here.
You probably have dozen pics all around house of your family. And this one will be real oil painted thing.

You will spent $150 in some popular super expensive beauty store chain. Better choose some chinesse family owned, than expensive with some students working in it.

Or if you want total experience. Choose one with Acupuncture.


Every fuckin one loves paintings. You would like to have your own painting, not shitty photo or poster type garbage, but real noble painting.

Time goes buy, but you look at painting and you know this is who you or who she is realty are. Even if you changing every year.

Why every noble family like 700 years ago have own portraits? Be cause is like mirror of appreciation and inspiration.

So this is that.

For next your gifts start looking for super skilled furry/porn artist who can paint in oil.

[ - ] OoklaTheMok [op] 0 points 9 monthsAug 12, 2023 17:16:21 ago (+0/-0)

You make a solid point and I will look into it. Thank you for the idea.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 2 points 9 monthsAug 12, 2023 14:20:09 ago (+2/-0)

So what'd you go with?

[ - ] OoklaTheMok [op] 0 points 9 monthsAug 12, 2023 14:24:18 ago (+0/-0)

I'm going to do the spa thing. I already called my sister in law so she can go with her but I don't know if my wife would like it though because she isn't a girly girl. Of course I'll take her to dinner and get flowers and the like.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 9 monthsAug 12, 2023 14:37:34 ago (+2/-0)

Hot stone massage will always be appreciated.

[ - ] OoklaTheMok [op] 2 points 9 monthsAug 12, 2023 14:40:48 ago (+2/-0)

I sure do hope she will like it. We'll see I guess. I got my sister in law on it and she is going to set it up for me and I'll pay for both of them to go to make my wife more comfortable. I suck at buying gifts...lol

[ - ] Ozark 1 point 9 monthsAug 12, 2023 15:10:04 ago (+1/-0)

I hope they get along well. It's hard for me to get a handle on if women like each other or not. When I miscalculate, it's obvious but never beforehand.

[ - ] OoklaTheMok [op] 0 points 9 monthsAug 12, 2023 15:18:33 ago (+0/-0)

They get along very well and they look like twins except there is a ten year age difference. Sometimes when she's being a shithead I'll tell her that I'm going to trade up and take the younger version of her as her replacement. It's an asshole move, but it's all in good fun and she knows it. It's hard to offend her, or me for that matter.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 1 point 9 monthsAug 12, 2023 16:28:15 ago (+1/-0)

Glad to hear, hope she enjoys herself

[ - ] OoklaTheMok [op] 0 points 9 monthsAug 12, 2023 16:35:01 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, me too, brother. Like I said I suck at buying gifts because if we need something I just go buy the damn thing. I might buy her a gag gift, like maybe a vacuum or something too, just for the laughs. Or knee pads and mouth wash. lol