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Just remember how awesome BUT thin nails are goats.

submitted by Gigglestick to whatever 8 monthsAug 12, 2023 01:18:52 ago (+2/-2)     (whatever)

I was slicing leeks the other day for a garnish and accidentally shaved a good chunk off. I wasn’t using my knuckles and relied on my nails for less than a second. They’re precious and can hurt.


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[ - ] 2Drunk 2 points 8 monthsAug 12, 2023 01:24:28 ago (+2/-0)

Sounds like a crunchy garnish.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 8 monthsAug 13, 2023 12:12:43 ago (+0/-0)

really good knives are notorious for chopping off pieces of fingers.

Which one did it? Mine was a tojiro. took off a whole top once. Nail and all. I figured I must be half lizard after everything grew back normally.

[ - ] purityspiral 0 points 8 monthsAug 12, 2023 11:33:19 ago (+0/-0)

you chopped off your comma!

srsly there should have been a comma.
I'm not gonna freak out over it but where is the comma, goats?

[ - ] Gigglestick [op] 0 points 8 monthsAug 13, 2023 12:04:45 ago (+0/-0)

I don’t think it’s necessary

[ - ] purityspiral 0 points 8 monthsAug 13, 2023 12:06:02 ago (+0/-0)

head explodes