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Man's best friend knows better than to go running onto the street... niggers not so much ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

submitted by Rotteuxx to funny 9 monthsAug 11, 2023 20:40:00 ago (+56/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/50rhqz.mp4



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[ - ] RMGoetbbels 10 points 9 monthsAug 11, 2023 21:33:16 ago (+10/-0)

Nigger needs to be jogging in his own neighborhood.

[ - ] lord_nougat 9 points 9 monthsAug 11, 2023 21:44:15 ago (+9/-0)

From the end of a rope.

[ - ] ParnellsUprising 10 points 9 monthsAug 11, 2023 20:43:05 ago (+10/-0)

Whose a good boy. I hope he got a nice bone for that one.

[ - ] shitface9000 9 points 9 monthsAug 11, 2023 20:44:02 ago (+9/-0)

omg i upgoated before watching bc i knew it would be epic ... was not disappoint

[ - ] Rotteuxx [op] 11 points 9 monthsAug 11, 2023 20:45:47 ago (+11/-0)

That windshield smack is epic!

[ - ] RomeoCasanova 10 points 9 monthsAug 11, 2023 21:43:50 ago (+10/-0)

This car is now good for scrap, the fetid smell of this nigger is now impregnated forever. Fuck I hate niggers, They ruin everyting.

[ - ] LookFat 0 points 9 monthsAug 14, 2023 14:51:36 ago (+0/-0)

You guys write like reddit faggots farming for content. It looks like it too. The glow is strong in here.

[ - ] RomeoCasanova 8 points 9 monthsAug 11, 2023 21:40:17 ago (+8/-0)

It's a very good clip but it will never beat the cane pajeet one. That one was pure gold.

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 8 points 9 monthsAug 11, 2023 21:39:56 ago (+8/-0)

There was a story here maybe two years ago. This nigger in Springfield got shot, I don't remember if the details of how ever made the news, but it's not important anyway. He gets shot, not fatally, so he calls 911 for help. And then proceeded to lay in the street. He obviously could have crawled off of the road if he was making phone calls. So the cruiser pulls up and promptly run him over. I think he died, but I don't remember because why would I care. Yeah, niggers get run over because they're retarded.

[ - ] lord_nougat 7 points 9 monthsAug 11, 2023 21:42:25 ago (+7/-0)

This clearly needs a gore tag, because niggers are sacred and shit.

[ - ] RomeoCasanova 4 points 9 monthsAug 11, 2023 21:46:33 ago (+4/-0)

Nigger fluid is not blood, no need for a gore tag.

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 9 monthsAug 11, 2023 21:52:22 ago (+4/-0)

Funny, I used to think that was true. But I posted a bloodless video clip and that was still too intolerable because a nigger might have been hurt in it.

[ - ] FacelessOne 3 points 9 monthsAug 11, 2023 22:38:51 ago (+3/-0)

#PowerTrippingJannies

[ - ] chrimony -1 points 9 monthsAug 12, 2023 01:12:57 ago (+0/-1)

PowerTrippingJannies

The amusing thing is nougat lost his janny privs for not using a gore tag. Seems pretty salty about it.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 9 monthsAug 11, 2023 22:04:29 ago (+3/-0)

Film cut off before owner of orange car whooped that niggerboys ass for hopping up on his car.

[ - ] BulletStopper 3 points 9 monthsAug 11, 2023 22:40:16 ago (+3/-0)

Ikr? You're just driving home and suddenly, WHAM!, "SURPRISE WINDSHIELD NIGGER"!

I mean, it's not like you were aiming at the stupid fucker, and had time to brace yourself because you were expecting it.

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 1 point 9 monthsAug 12, 2023 07:53:06 ago (+1/-0)

Okay that was fucking perfect..."SURPRISE WINDSHIELD NIGGER"! 🤣
I laughed way to hard at that!

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 9 monthsAug 12, 2023 18:18:29 ago (+0/-0)*

That "WTF!?" moment when you're driving down the highway and suddenly some sort of huge juicy insect comes out of nowhere and splats into the windshield right in front of your face. "SHIT!", and your head jerks back a little and you get that quick adrenalin shot and now your heart's beating at 4,000 rpm, but it's already over. A rare event, but there's just no way to be ready for that.

It's like that. But with a nigger.

[ - ] Rowdybme 1 point 9 monthsAug 12, 2023 05:13:44 ago (+1/-0)

Racist dogs

[ - ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod 1 point 9 monthsAug 12, 2023 03:40:24 ago (+1/-0)

niggers are always scared of dogs. dogs are fearless and the animal brain of the nigger automatically goes into flight mode. meanwhile a white person would turn and meet/assess the threat before reacting.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 9 monthsAug 12, 2023 00:55:11 ago (+1/-0)

nigga',who's gonna' pay for the damage to my car?

[ - ] herbert_west 0 points 9 monthsAug 12, 2023 04:26:02 ago (+0/-0)

This could have happened to anyone who isn't carrying...

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 9 monthsAug 12, 2023 00:23:56 ago (+0/-0)

If a nigger climbed on anything of mine i would beat it with a rod

[ - ] AtomicForeskin 0 points 9 monthsAug 11, 2023 23:58:26 ago (+0/-0)

You don’t realize that nigger just made a shit load of money

[ - ] Boyakasha 0 points 9 monthsAug 11, 2023 23:12:12 ago (+0/-0)

Hurt nigger thinking: Must carjack!