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Why is drinking a driving so fun? It is.

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 9 monthsAug 11, 2023 19:26:51 ago (+2/-12)     (whatever)

If I was sober I’d be brake checking and fighting and pointing weapons and bullshit. But when I drink. Life is ok. Like is ok when you drink. Remember that kids: god
Created alcohol just for you. He could have made you prebuilt with happiness but he didn’t. Cauze he’s a sick fuck. Cod bless semester


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Back in my younger daze I friend that when asked how long it would take to drive somewhere, he would pause in thought then say X number of beers, but if you to the backroads it may take X+2 or 3.