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I saw the first tree change to autumn colours yesterday. And i hate it.

submitted by germ22 to TellUpgoat 1.7 yearsAug 10, 2023 21:20:34 ago (+7/-1)     (TellUpgoat)

Summer just barely started, and it's already coming to an end. Soon there will be piles of snow again, freezing temperatures, short gloomy days.
I really gotta move out of Canada. I want to move to the tropics. South east Asia seems to look nice. Maybe northern Australia. Any safe places in central America?


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[ - ] Cunt 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 15, 2023 20:07:52 ago (+1/-0)

maybe Australia

Fuck off, we're full.

[ - ] Trope 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 10, 2023 22:34:37 ago (+3/-0)

Bring in the Harvest season, the best time of year! Beautiful shades of red, orange, yellow, and evergreens, and pumpkins and festivities for the whole family. And Pumpkin Spiced flavored everything at the grocery store from a diddle eyed Joe to a damned if I know.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 10, 2023 23:54:32 ago (+0/-0)

Pumpkin spice? Holy shit, just when I thought Helena and cunt were the only women on the forum, we found another! And she even knows she's a trope!

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 10, 2023 23:53:27 ago (+2/-0)

Warm, sunny places with no niggers? HAHAHAHAHAHA

Even if there aren't nigger niggers, the people in the tropical regions evolve to be more niggerish than those in the places with winters.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 10, 2023 21:23:56 ago (+2/-0)

There's nice places in the south if you do some homework. and its hot AF most of the year.

[ - ] ParnellsUprising 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 10, 2023 21:48:42 ago (+1/-0)

I am a couple hours south of the Mason-Dixon, and we have leaves falling here as well.

Between the torrential storms, and the few "heat waves", it has been an overall crapppy summer. Even spring still felt like winter, when usually that is early summer.

Started off cold, then just rain, then a "heatwave", and now, it's already almost over, hopefully the next few months will be nice, nothing like swimming in the Atlantic in November.

I would move to the Caribbean, but too many fucking niggers down yonder. Maybe South America, just south enough off the equator?

[ - ] jsac 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 11, 2023 04:20:30 ago (+1/-0)

Seasonal depression anyone? I fkn struggle every winter.

[ - ] SecretHitler 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 11, 2023 00:42:19 ago (+1/-0)

Someone told me Argentina had a war and killed all their niggers a while back. It's about to turn summer there, and I hear there are plenty of folks with German ancestry there too.

Kind of want to check it out myself just for a vacation.

[ - ] germ22 [op] 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 11, 2023 07:06:50 ago (+0/-0)

I need to make some extra money so i can go check out a few places. I figure i would go in January or February, when it's the hottest, and if i can still stand it there at it's worst, then maybe i can stand living there all year round.

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 11, 2023 00:10:54 ago (+1/-0)

head south

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 11, 2023 00:58:43 ago (+1/-1)

I hate summer so good riddance.

Lmao you wanna go live in a hot humid swamp? Enjoy your malaria. Ciao

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 10, 2023 21:28:16 ago (+2/-2)

109°f at sun set.
Sun down for 1.5hrs and still 98°f
Will be 89° at 5am again in the morning

[ - ] germ22 [op] 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 10, 2023 21:35:24 ago (+3/-0)

we've had a few nights of around 49 this summer

[ - ] CHIRO 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 10, 2023 23:59:30 ago (+1/-0)

August has been strange so far in the Mitten. It's typically our hottest month, but we've been cruising in the 70s for the good part of the first ten days - hottest we've seen so far was one day in low 80s. We had some overnight lows around 60. Unseasonably cool. The weirdest thing, though, is the complete media hypnotism I'm seeing all around me. This summer hasn't been hot by any reasonable standard, yet people are still walking around talking like it's been a scorching summer. Why? Because the t.v. keeps telling them the earth is warming up, and the Canadian wildfires have to be caused by carbon emissions. /s

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 10, 2023 21:49:49 ago (+1/-1)

Fuckin freezin

[ - ] big_fat_dangus -1 points 1.7 yearsAug 11, 2023 11:35:48 ago (+0/-1)

Shitskin detected. Summer is gay and annoying, autumn is based af.

[ - ] germ22 [op] 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 11, 2023 18:40:29 ago (+0/-0)

Lol, i am as German as it can be. It's time for me to colonize some new lands for Lebensraum erweiterung.