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Undisputed Champion of Puddings

submitted by FacelessOne to BANANA 9 monthsAug 9, 2023 20:30:34 ago (+23/-6)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] Master_Foo 3 points 9 monthsAug 9, 2023 23:14:34 ago (+3/-0)

My grandma makes a banana chocolate swirl cream pie for Thanksgiving each year.
The banana pudding has chocolate creamcheese chunks in it.
The chocolate pudding has banana chunks in it.

[ - ] FacelessOne [op] 2 points 9 monthsAug 9, 2023 23:25:40 ago (+2/-0)

We are experiencing decadence when grandma comes to town

[ - ] Master_Foo 3 points 9 monthsAug 9, 2023 23:36:38 ago (+3/-0)

Sometimes I wish I had black people where I live.
I would flaunt my piece of banana chocolate swirl cream pie in front of the neighborhood black kids.
Who only get a Jello Pudding Pop.

Fortified with 20 artificial flavorings and preservatives.
Lovingly frozen by a rapist.
https://files.catbox.moe/43rswx.jpg

That's how I imagine Thanksgiving is like in the Sesame Street Barrio.

[ - ] recon_johnny 0 points 9 monthsAug 10, 2023 09:52:54 ago (+0/-0)

Coconut cake, baby.

[ - ] Rowdybme 3 points 9 monthsAug 9, 2023 21:34:13 ago (+3/-0)

I like pudding

[ - ] FacelessOne [op] 1 point 9 monthsAug 9, 2023 21:39:39 ago (+1/-0)

Me too

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 9 monthsAug 10, 2023 00:08:21 ago (+1/-0)

I’m done trifling with this banana bs

(For joke reference: this pudding is actually called a trifle)

[ - ] FacelessOne [op] 1 point 9 monthsAug 10, 2023 00:31:43 ago (+1/-0)

High brow banana jokes

[ - ] recon_johnny 0 points 9 monthsAug 10, 2023 09:52:03 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, but.

Coconut cream is my favorite….but this dessert is a mix of nostalgia and goodness.

[ - ] x0x7 0 points 9 monthsAug 10, 2023 07:28:53 ago (+0/-0)

Yall should get your blood sugar checked.

[ - ] gimpyoldman 0 points 9 monthsAug 9, 2023 22:20:29 ago (+0/-0)

That should be NSFW - banana porn.

[ - ] FacelessOne [op] 1 point 9 monthsAug 9, 2023 22:23:28 ago (+1/-0)

Pure and innocent bananas have no shame

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 9 monthsAug 9, 2023 22:36:05 ago (+2/-1)*

Right? I wanted to joke originally saying :

a pudding so good it would make you want to stick your banana in it.... so we did.

kind of commercial thing but I didn't want to sully the whole thing and then this gimpyoldman came along...

[ - ] FacelessOne [op] 2 points 9 monthsAug 9, 2023 22:45:19 ago (+2/-0)

Filthy Heathens

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 9 monthsAug 10, 2023 00:10:11 ago (+0/-0)

You are the gimpy old man
and mexican

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 9 monthsAug 10, 2023 00:18:37 ago (+0/-0)

Literally his username retard.

And you wish. There are no burritos here ragnar. You might have better luck finding some in June. Good luck!

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 9 monthsAug 10, 2023 00:21:52 ago (+2/-0)

You can really not communicate well. Get your jewish husband to pay for your English lessons

Edit: you know I hate burritos

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 9 monthsAug 10, 2023 00:26:22 ago (+1/-0)

you know I hate burritos

The lady doth protest too much, methinks

Haha that enough English for you?

[ - ] deleted 1 point 9 monthsAug 10, 2023 00:22:42 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 9 monthsAug 9, 2023 22:17:27 ago (+0/-0)

That's gonna hurt coming out.

[ - ] FacelessOne [op] 3 points 9 monthsAug 9, 2023 22:23:11 ago (+3/-0)

I think your enjoying bananas wrong