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be ungovernable

submitted by boekanier to whatever 9 monthsAug 9, 2023 05:45:38 ago (+53/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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Remember when they considered jogging on the beach a serious threat to public health? 🦠 I’m currently getting in shape to humiliate the ‘security forces’ during the upcoming climate lockdowns. 🏃🏻


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[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 8 points 9 monthsAug 9, 2023 08:36:41 ago (+8/-0)

I drive fast. I have no place to go, nothing to do, no good reason to pretend hurry.

I drive fast. My car is pretty quick, makes nifty sounds when full throttle

I drive fast. Not dangerously fast, just fast enough to garner attention from law enforcement

I drive fast in an attempt to get the pig to pull me over so we can both have a bad day

I drive fast. Police pull up behind me, run my plate, read the computer, ;OCCUPANT IS OPENLY HOSTILE APPROACH WITH CAUTION

I drive fast just for fun!

Catch me if you can………………..😃

[ - ] con77 3 points 9 monthsAug 9, 2023 11:20:30 ago (+3/-0)

I lost the cops twice on my motorcycle. Once on the West Side HWY in Manhattan in heavy traffic. I was going 100 mph and HEARD them crash behind me! WHUUUMP! HAHAHA! fuck you coppers!

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 2 points 9 monthsAug 9, 2023 12:26:36 ago (+2/-0)*

NICE!

I lost the pigs twice too!

Once in a car (1973 Chevrolet biscain ex police interceptor.., 454 with a giant Holley four barrel , fast as it is ugly and it’s ugly as can be

Retard in the back seat decides it would be a good idea to stick his head the window and scream like a maniac at the car that was going the opposite way….police….fuck

Two railroad tracks between where we are and the safety of my home…….., car was full of stupid young acid heads when it caught air!

It was winter so I was really afraid that when we hit the ground again we would go sideways, wreck in the ditch…., car landed perfect, Dukes of Hazrd style no shit!

Pulled into driveway screamed to pal “ OPEN THE FUCKING GARAGE DOOR!” he did, slammed it shut behind the car just a split second before the cops shot by doing maybe 80 mph chasing a ghost car….,former ghost car

Second time was on foot while carrying a mostly full box of bottled beer!

Tell ya that story next time

Cheers and ROMAN SALUTE

EDIT: forgot to ask if you went back to piss on the pigs….There is no DNA in pee by the way

[ - ] con77 2 points 9 monthsAug 9, 2023 15:31:11 ago (+2/-0)

I made it to the GW bridge and crossed into Jersey. I was carrying a gun and couldn't afford to get caught.

Outrun the pigs on foot carrying a case of beer?

WTF are you Tom Cruise? \o

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 1 point 9 monthsAug 9, 2023 17:15:10 ago (+1/-0)

Tom cruise is at least half foot shorter, far less attractive than I

He has a bit more money but Nichole Kidman still loves me more

You know how uncomfortable it is to tell Nichole Kidman to get the fuck out of my bed and make me a sandwich ?

BTW…, she makes a poor sandwich…., no wonder Tom cruise divorced her

…tell ya the beer story later….., promise

[ - ] con77 0 points 9 monthsAug 9, 2023 23:37:34 ago (+0/-0)

Please do

[ - ] deleted 0 points 9 monthsAug 9, 2023 15:28:35 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] shitface9000 1 point 9 monthsAug 9, 2023 11:40:20 ago (+1/-0)

100mph on the WS highway? was it the middle of the nite? that road is busy constantly.

[ - ] con77 0 points 9 monthsAug 9, 2023 15:24:17 ago (+0/-0)

Nope. Morning rush. Like I said. Heavy traffic. I was carrying a gun and couldn't get caught.

[ - ] con77 0 points 9 monthsAug 9, 2023 23:40:28 ago (+0/-0)

And I did hit 100!

[ - ] 2Drunk 2 points 9 monthsAug 9, 2023 15:00:16 ago (+2/-0)

I drive fast so I can get home 1-2 minutes faster. I don't want to be around these jews, niggers spics, and mystery meet shitskins any longer than I have to.

[ - ] Pasty 1 point 9 monthsAug 9, 2023 18:51:42 ago (+1/-0)

I keep blowing my exhausts doing that in a legal manor. 2nd gear lingers too long for my poor car out of a corner.

[ - ] TheNoticing 8 points 9 monthsAug 9, 2023 08:17:44 ago (+8/-0)

[ - ] Ex_hack 6 points 9 monthsAug 9, 2023 08:46:14 ago (+6/-0)

That paddle boarder was also assualted by shitskin inmates at LA county jail I believe.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 6 points 9 monthsAug 9, 2023 09:01:43 ago (+6/-0)

Guy who jogs on the sand for fun >>> donut munching faggot.

[ - ] GreenSaint 5 points 9 monthsAug 9, 2023 08:12:22 ago (+6/-1)

I personally can’t figure out wether I want us to bea functioning society or see us degrade into civil war. It’s mixed emotions. One the one hand I want to raise a family. On the other I want to see how many people I can send to the afterlife before I get mine

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 3 points 9 monthsAug 9, 2023 08:17:27 ago (+3/-0)

DO BOTH. Breed their family.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 1 point 9 monthsAug 9, 2023 08:58:09 ago (+1/-0)

Why not both?

Dude, glad to see you kicked the pipe

If you are sober enough to find a WHITE woman enamoured enough to welcome your seed to her womb….., the fuck are you waiting for?

Fuck the future

Get to fucking work!

[ - ] con77 1 point 9 monthsAug 9, 2023 11:24:37 ago (+1/-0)

DA's all over the country are refusing to prosecute black on white crime

[ - ] TheNoticing -1 points 9 monthsAug 9, 2023 08:16:38 ago (+1/-2)

Why would you want to raise a family?

[ - ] shitface9000 3 points 9 monthsAug 9, 2023 11:42:30 ago (+3/-0)

I've been biking and running more regularly and see significant improvement. Definitely prepping for the lockdowns and/or chimpouts.

[ - ] dingbat 2 points 9 monthsAug 9, 2023 11:54:22 ago (+2/-0)

I do a two mile run every morning on an empty stomach. It’s been amazing.

[ - ] SecretHitler 0 points 9 monthsAug 10, 2023 10:54:46 ago (+0/-0)

Don't neglect strength training alongside your cardio. If you push yourself you can see results very quickly and it feels really good to be stronger than you were last week.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 2 points 9 monthsAug 9, 2023 10:25:27 ago (+2/-0)

I’m currently getting in shape to humiliate the ‘security forces’ during the upcoming climate lockdowns.

Based.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 9 monthsAug 9, 2023 08:57:03 ago (+2/-0)

Run Chubs, run!

[ - ] alacrity167 0 points 9 monthsAug 9, 2023 14:07:20 ago (+0/-0)

Chud > Chub

Every time.

[ - ] Sector7 1 point 9 monthsAug 9, 2023 11:07:49 ago (+1/-0)

Thousand dollar fines.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 0 points 9 monthsAug 9, 2023 19:06:18 ago (+0/-0)

I hope they try that shit again, just to see if there is any meaningful resistance.

[ - ] Needmorepopcorn 0 points 9 monthsAug 9, 2023 14:57:08 ago (+0/-0)

Oy You got a liocens for that jog?

[ - ] con77 0 points 9 monthsAug 9, 2023 11:15:11 ago (+0/-0)

fuck your mask and the vax!