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Such a cheesy way to die…..

submitted by Steelerfish to whatever 1.8 yearsAug 7, 2023 19:55:22 ago (+11/-0)     (nypost.com)

https://nypost.com/2023/08/07/italian-man-crushed-to-death-by-thousands-of-cheese-wheels/



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[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 8, 2023 05:39:54 ago (+0/-0)

Just think. One day you’re gonna die. Imagine dying stupidly and on video. Lol. Omfg. Actually the more I think about it the giddier I feel. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh Jesus. I’m sorry I just thought the it needed a little more lubricant

[ - ] shitface9000 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 7, 2023 20:19:22 ago (+1/-0)

such a cheesy title

[ - ] SmokeyMeadow 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 7, 2023 20:31:18 ago (+1/-0)

It ain't easy bein' cheesy.

[ - ] Sector7 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 7, 2023 22:45:16 ago (+1/-0)

"Warehouse shelving collapse" has been a thing for awhile. Apparently no one thinks it will happen to them.

https://youtu.be/8Ll7O5lRri4

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 8, 2023 07:02:18 ago (+0/-0)

Diversity hires and chinesium will do it every time.

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 8, 2023 04:09:14 ago (+1/-0)

Thats actually pretty sad.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 1.8 yearsAug 7, 2023 20:38:56 ago (+2/-0)

25,000 wheels of cheese @ 90lbs. each

It took the rescuers 12 hours to dig through the fallen cheese wheels

At least it was likely a quick death.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 2 points 1.8 yearsAug 7, 2023 21:31:07 ago (+2/-0)

The family should be honored that he went out in a genuine "cultured" "whey"...as "curdling" as it was there's no doubt that he was well "aged" and according to inspector "Colby" the 1st impression was that the old guy was "grilled" by the Greek "Cyclops" gang about his sudden un"fetta"ed "slice" of the "brick" market in the "cave" district which has been terrorized by a mad "goat" since the "dairy" farmers were moved out by a "big cheese" who goes by the name of "Polyphemus" whose life has been an "odyssey" in itself...now that's a "homer".

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 1.8 yearsAug 7, 2023 21:40:28 ago (+3/-0)

It’s no gouda.

Classic 👍

[ - ] mikenigger 3 points 1.8 yearsAug 7, 2023 21:56:09 ago (+3/-0)

no Parm done

[ - ] Fascinus 4 points 1.8 yearsAug 7, 2023 20:08:30 ago (+4/-0)