It's a little early, but I peed on a stick today - Upgoat

It's a little early, but I peed on a stick today
submitted by Cunt to WhiteRepopulation 1.7 yearsAug 7, 2023 10:57:57 ago (+39/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
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Number 3 due 2024!

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[ - ] Monica 7 points 1.7 yearsAug 7, 2023 12:16:07 ago (+7/-0)

Do NOT name it Monica.

[ + ] Cunt

[ - ] Cunt [op] 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 7, 2023 18:57:21 ago (+2/-0)

I will not. Reminds me too much of that jewess character from F•R•I•E•N•D•S

[ + ] AmazingFlightLizard

[ - ] AmazingFlightLizard 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 8, 2023 01:06:57 ago (+1/-0)

Well, it’s also for when she’s older, and her friends are asking: “What’s up, Monica?” Or “What’s good, Monica?”

“Yo, Monica, wanna run some ball?”
“Who’s Monica? Dass right, you’s Monica.”

[ + ] Deplorablepoetry

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry -1 points 1.7 yearsAug 7, 2023 15:11:08 ago (+0/-1)

Why? Monica is a nice name…., kinda musical. Harmonica

Harmonica was her name…., everyone just caller her Harmony

Some, like her special friends only called her Monica

You now owe me $6 and a salad…, Greek please……, fuck I’m hungry……., do you do door dash?…I have cash

[ - ] Peleg 5 points 1.7 yearsAug 7, 2023 12:23:52 ago (+5/-0)

Congratulations. And on behalf of White people everywhere, Thank You!

[ + ] Deplorablepoetry

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 7, 2023 15:22:38 ago (+3/-0)

ROMAN SALUTE

We need all the soldiers we can birth

Dark hordes of invaders will soon be at every door

Do your work soldier!!

[ + ] Peleg

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 7, 2023 19:15:29 ago (+2/-0)

⁠\⁠0

SIR, YES SIR!

[ - ] bobdole9 5 points 1.7 yearsAug 7, 2023 11:12:03 ago (+5/-0)

Congrats! Hope #1 and #2 are helpful older siblings.

Did you plan on a third or did things just happen?

[ + ] Cunt

[ - ] Cunt [op] 4 points 1.7 yearsAug 7, 2023 18:56:16 ago (+4/-0)

#1 is helpful when they want to be, #2 is... Very Aryan looking at least.

No, only number 1 was planned. Hubby said he didn't want more & I said I'm never going back on the pill so if he doesn't want more he is 100% responsible for remembering and implementing any preventative measures.

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 7, 2023 21:20:23 ago (+2/-0)*

Congratuations. Kid #2 sounds like a character.

Good for you for standing your ground on the birth control. And I know you dont drink but 🍷 Heres to having as many as you can handle!

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 7, 2023 20:05:22 ago (+1/-0)

he is 100% responsible

Haa. My wife is in the same boat...I'll be looking for a vasectomy soonish.

Oldest, middle, and youngest are about 2.5 years apart each. Oldest is borderline useless while middle finds new exciting ways to break stuff. Both at least enjoy their littlest brother. Here's hoping your current two will be good older siblings.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 7, 2023 11:16:22 ago (+3/-0)

Congratulations. If it's a boy you should name him Perry.

[ - ] goat777 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 7, 2023 21:01:53 ago (+2/-0)

Lucky. Good luck

[ - ] dulcima 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 7, 2023 19:28:42 ago (+2/-0)

And congrats.

[ - ] dulcima 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 7, 2023 19:27:07 ago (+2/-0)

I remember this picture of Peter Costello so looked it up.

https://files.catbox.moe/muf12h.jpeg

I thought it was all white babies, but there's at least two chinks there.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 7, 2023 14:37:37 ago (+2/-0)

If a boy, name him Sue, he’ll be tough as fuck for sure

If a girl, name her Sue then tell her that her twin brother died at birth and you gave her his name

Seriously though, if God has blessed you with a healthy child, praise be to Him, the baby, mother, father…our community

Amen

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 7, 2023 14:20:34 ago (+2/-0)

You let him put his dingy in your wingy? GROSS!

[ + ] Deplorablepoetry

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 7, 2023 14:39:59 ago (+3/-0)

Don’t knock it till ya try it…., even if ya have to buy it

[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 7, 2023 13:56:01 ago (+2/-0)

Congrats OP

[ + ] Cunt

[ - ] Cunt [op] 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 7, 2023 18:52:22 ago (+1/-0)

Doug you're one of the few here who should have got the joke, was it unfunny as well as niche?

Also thanks!

[ + ] UncleDoug

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 8, 2023 01:16:09 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe it went over my head, but it sounds like you're trying to get preggers again.

[ + ] Cunt

[ - ] Cunt [op] 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 8, 2023 06:58:46 ago (+2/-0)

I am preggers again, I meant the Peter Costello quote turned into a Nazi meme.

[ - ] Kung_Flu 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 7, 2023 12:20:16 ago (+2/-0)

Narcissists in here trying to make this baby all about them.

[ + ] Deplorablepoetry

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 7, 2023 15:29:06 ago (+0/-0)

Why do you dislike narcissists?

Without people like me there would be no measure as to your failings.

Not that you fail more than I, I’m just way more something something

This comment bores me….., why do I keep typing?

Help me

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 7, 2023 20:06:43 ago (+3/-0)

why do I keep typing?

Hope you're not a writer on strike.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 7, 2023 16:09:58 ago (+1/-0)

Good job! Two more to go

[ - ] Sector7 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 7, 2023 13:26:09 ago (+1/-0)

Peeing on a stick sounds like another way to say 'sounding', but congratulations!

[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 7, 2023 11:08:58 ago (+1/-0)*

Poked a carcass in the bushes by the crick with a stick, down river near Hogswaller.

Or is it Hog’s Waller? Hogs’ Waller?

Gotta check a map.

::: ::: :::

Nevermind.

Shitpost resumed.

::: ::: :::

correction:

Hogwaller Holler.

[ + ] Deplorablepoetry

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 7, 2023 14:52:01 ago (+0/-0)

Did you misplace your panties? I found some panties down by the river and after a sniff, well is this you?

$5 if want your panties back….., $10 if you want cleaned…., $20 and we can get married……$30 for divorce…..

[ - ] Anus_Expander -1 points 1.7 yearsAug 7, 2023 11:39:24 ago (+1/-2)

name it A.E., in my honor

[ + ] Peleg

[ - ] Peleg 4 points 1.7 yearsAug 7, 2023 19:25:33 ago (+4/-0)

Yeah right! I can just hear it now.

@Cunt: well hello preacher Phil. It's so nice of you to come by to visit me and the new baby. Yes, here he is, our little Anus Expander. Now when you announce it at church you can tell everyone his Name!

Preacher Phil: ubububububub, well, perhaps You should tell everyone his name!

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 7, 2023 21:13:52 ago (+1/-0)

I always adjust A.E.'s name to Alex in my head.

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It's a little early, but I peed on a stick today submitted by Cunt to WhiteRepopulation 1.7 yearsAug 7, 2023 10:57:57 ago (+39/-0) (files.catbox.moe)https://files.catbox.moe/e5zm5s.jpg

It's a little early, but I peed on a stick today
submitted by Cunt to WhiteRepopulation 1.7 yearsAug 7, 2023 10:57:57 ago (+39/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
https://files.catbox.moe/e5zm5s.jpg