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Catbox is down eveyone panic

submitted by Ifuckdolphinseverday to whatever 1.9 yearsAug 6, 2023 18:27:42 ago (+31/-0)     (whatever)

light the house on fire

run wild in the streets

there is no law


25 comments block


[ - ] lord_nougat 13 points 1.9 yearsAug 6, 2023 18:31:51 ago (+13/-0)

Should we twerk on copcars?

[ - ] Ifuckdolphinseverday [op] 4 points 1.9 yearsAug 6, 2023 18:41:45 ago (+4/-0)

You mean you haven't started yet?

[ - ] MayhemInChief 1 point 1.9 yearsAug 6, 2023 21:31:29 ago (+1/-0)

No. I've only been bashing in the windshields so far. Cut up my leg and face, but a couple tourniquets fixed that. Problem is, now I can't breefve.

[ - ] JoesLegHair 1 point 1.9 yearsAug 6, 2023 23:05:17 ago (+1/-0)

On the plus side your family just won the ghetto lottery.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.9 yearsAug 6, 2023 21:29:04 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] 2Drunk 3 points 1.9 yearsAug 6, 2023 20:16:48 ago (+3/-0)

I'm robbing the closet market and sheet.

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 1 point 1.9 yearsAug 7, 2023 00:36:54 ago (+1/-0)

Damn you are drunk! 😂

[ - ] Scyber 4 points 1.9 yearsAug 6, 2023 19:06:11 ago (+4/-0)

In the past 3 days:

-Fri. Voat goes down to reband

-Sat. 4chan /pol/ goes down

-Sun. Catbox goes down.

WTF is going on? Seriously.

[ - ] NeonGreen 4 points 1.9 yearsAug 6, 2023 19:24:09 ago (+4/-0)

Somebody got the new honeypot contract of course.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 4 points 1.9 yearsAug 6, 2023 20:10:42 ago (+4/-0)

Data center maintenance due to finish in about 1 hour

Put the gas masks and umbrellas back in the your faggy closets mmmkay pumpkin, it'll be back soon. Daddy will make you some pizza rolls and scoop you out a big bowl of choco mint ice cream.

[ - ] Ifuckdolphinseverday [op] 2 points 1.9 yearsAug 6, 2023 20:17:02 ago (+2/-0)

Damn why do you know me so well?

[ - ] VitaminSieg 2 points 1.9 yearsAug 6, 2023 18:42:07 ago (+2/-0)

Good. I thought it was just in canuckistan. As if this cuntry doesn't suck enough.

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 2 points 1.9 yearsAug 7, 2023 00:39:47 ago (+2/-0)

You have an amazing coontry, just shitty leaders.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 1.9 yearsAug 10, 2023 10:53:57 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah that's what I meant.

[ - ] Vrbllpollushin 2 points 1.9 yearsAug 6, 2023 19:20:06 ago (+2/-0)

Panicking!

[ - ] nepenthe0110 2 points 1.9 yearsAug 6, 2023 20:18:38 ago (+2/-0)

"So Professor....without knowing exactly what the danger is...would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?"

[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 1 point 1.9 yearsAug 6, 2023 18:45:07 ago (+1/-0)

Oy, Gevalt !...!...!

Bloodhound Gang -
The Roof Is On Fire
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ChmUC0OysoU&pp

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 1.9 yearsAug 6, 2023 19:26:29 ago (+1/-0)

Ruined our show for tonite ___*(  ̄皿 ̄)/#____

[ - ] Ifuckdolphinseverday [op] 4 points 1.9 yearsAug 6, 2023 19:37:10 ago (+4/-0)

Didn't @system already ruin the intro? Lost down the meta memory bin.

For the record I'm not sure if the new name is better or worse than the old name. However. Voat.xyz is what i know it as. The site puts on a show of being something else but deep down its still the autistic honeypot i call home. As long as the skin and voat.xyz url is working the illusion is complete.

Dial is still gay

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 1.9 yearsAug 6, 2023 19:55:49 ago (+1/-0)

I have no plans to drastically change the name. Maybe drop the T to make it a little more pronounceable. @v0atmage

[ - ] Ifuckdolphinseverday [op] 1 point 1.9 yearsAug 6, 2023 20:19:44 ago (+1/-0)

Lolcaust has a good sound to it.

[ - ] uvulectomy 1 point 1.9 yearsAug 6, 2023 20:00:35 ago (+1/-0)

Dial forever gay

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 1.9 yearsAug 6, 2023 19:33:56 ago (+1/-0)

MOTHER FUCKER!

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 1.9 yearsAug 6, 2023 19:37:01 ago (+1/-0)

Guess I’ll shit right outside the box.

[ - ] Ifuckdolphinseverday [op] 0 points 1.9 yearsAug 6, 2023 19:39:51 ago (+0/-0)

If the internet didn't want us shitting up the place they really shouldn't have fucked with the box.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.9 yearsAug 6, 2023 19:56:13 ago (+1/-0)

I just went to the store to buy toilet paper and masks because of this why isn't everyone else?!??!!?

[ - ] PhantomXLII 0 points 1.9 yearsAug 6, 2023 22:20:39 ago (+0/-0)

Oh no panic.

Anyway...