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[ - ] ilikeskittles 7 points 9 monthsAug 6, 2023 15:12:15 ago (+7/-0)

Hilarious. LMAO

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 9 monthsAug 6, 2023 15:14:00 ago (+1/-0)

M&M's are better.

[ - ] ilikeskittles 4 points 9 monthsAug 6, 2023 15:15:30 ago (+4/-0)

Where can I get European Skittles?

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 9 monthsAug 6, 2023 15:27:57 ago (+2/-1)

Your rope.

[ - ] ilikeskittles 1 point 9 monthsAug 6, 2023 15:43:34 ago (+2/-1)

That doesn’t even make sense.

[ - ] Monica 3 points 9 monthsAug 6, 2023 16:23:44 ago (+3/-0)

Europe... your rope ...

skittle it out

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 9 monthsAug 6, 2023 21:27:47 ago (+1/-0)

When you have to lead a horse to water and make it drink, you're best option is to shoot it.

[ - ] lord_nougat 6 points 9 monthsAug 6, 2023 15:59:18 ago (+6/-0)

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 9 monthsAug 6, 2023 20:48:13 ago (+2/-0)

They look so happy!

[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 9 monthsAug 6, 2023 15:13:25 ago (+3/-0)

Damn good P.R. campaign,hardly cost any bucks.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 9 monthsAug 6, 2023 21:28:39 ago (+1/-0)

And just like that.....

Hamburgers and French fries were anti semetic.

[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 0 points 9 monthsAug 6, 2023 16:32:33 ago (+1/-1)

This monkey business does not remotely compute.

Frank is a name of Norman origin: these being Germanic people living in northern France. They conquered England, and utterly devastated Anglo-Saxon literature, by mandating French as the only acceptable language in English territory, and burned all Old English literature, which was a massive collection of literature. Yet, when folks speak of French Toast or French Fries, or such, they are speaking of Norman cuisine.
Ergo: Anne Frank fries.

Hamburgers originated in Hamburg, Germany, which was a major Nazi stronghold.
(Won’t even get into the Berliner, which is a jam-filled doughnut; whereof that peculiar deviant comedian Eddie Izzard commented upon JFK’s “Ich bien ein Berliner” speech, saying that if JFK wished to say he was from Berlin, he would have said: “Ich komme aus Berlin;” but instead he said: “Ich bien ein Berliner,” meaning “I am a doughnut.”)
Hitler, burger, yadayadayada.

Truncating.

Gotta find my kitty’s toy mouse.

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