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LAnDwHaLe fUcKiNg dieS

submitted by mikenigger to whatever 1.7 yearsAug 5, 2023 13:41:34 ago (+13/-4)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/akqg2g.mp4



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[ - ] Monica 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 5, 2023 14:28:56 ago (+0/-0)

Did it really die?

[ - ] Aze 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 5, 2023 15:40:17 ago (+3/-0)

I've been in one of these wicked things when I took the kids out to a jumpoline park for a day. The are awful! Complete deathtraps. Urban quicksand. The place needed a crane or rescue helicopter or something to save the adults dumb enough to dive in. Also I am fairly sure I ended up breathing in a ton of powdered plastic foam. Do not recommend.

I finally managed to dig my way out, something like eight day, not sure - time flows different when you are slowly drowning in foam cubes. Then Everyone clapped.

I'm not even a land whale!

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 5, 2023 15:42:55 ago (+1/-0)

the trick is to swim. The burn you get from that pit is real though.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 5, 2023 14:44:36 ago (+1/-0)

A few pounds were burned. No real harm.

[ - ] Bottled_Tears 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 5, 2023 19:12:34 ago (+1/-0)

It doesn't even try to help it is completely useless... A bullet to the head would solve more problems like more food for those daycare kids.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 5, 2023 22:18:48 ago (+0/-0)

Nooo! Don't get blood in the foam pit!