Crocodile Eats Soccer Player, Swims Away With Body - why do we not heavily stock the Rio Grande with crocs? - Upgoat

Crocodile Eats Soccer Player, Swims Away With Body - why do we not heavily stock the Rio Grande with crocs?
submitted by Steelerfish to whatever 8 monthsAug 5, 2023 11:04:51 ago (+26/-0) (dailycaller.com)
https://dailycaller.com/2023/08/04/report-crocodile-eats-costa-rican-soccer-player-jesus-chucho-lopez-ortiz/

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[ - ] SumerBreeze 6 points 8 monthsAug 5, 2023 12:16:52 ago (+6/-0)

It would be pretty cool for someone to stock it with crocs. I wonder how difficult it is to start your own hatchery…

[ + ] NoRefunds

[ - ] NoRefunds 1 point 8 monthsAug 6, 2023 02:10:34 ago (+1/-0)

Salt water crocs don't go into the fresh water, but yea, might as well do animal vs animal

[ - ] deleted 4 points 8 monthsAug 5, 2023 11:18:37 ago (+4/-0)

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[ + ] MuricaPersonified

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 3 points 8 monthsAug 5, 2023 14:18:19 ago (+4/-1)

That was infuriating.

Authorities were forced to kill the animal in order to gather Ortiz’s remains, despite crocodiles being a protected species in Costa Rica.

Yeah, let's kill this endangered animal so we can recover the corpse of a useless spic, of which species is grossly overpopulated.

I might be able to understand with man-eating mammals due to learned opportunity and acquired tastes. It's still sad to see a big cat or bear get put down because of that. With a croc, though? Those fuckers rip and tear whatever is in their path with no discrimination.

[ + ] observation1

[ - ] observation1 1 point 8 monthsAug 5, 2023 11:31:14 ago (+1/-0)

In article it says they needed to retrieve the body.

Besides, fuck that thing.

[ + ] Prairie

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 8 monthsAug 5, 2023 16:42:49 ago (+0/-0)

crocodile infested waters of the Cañas River

Ortiz reportedly jumped from a bridge over the river

It's a wild animal. Crocodile just doing what crocodiles do. Their anger was at themselves for holding an event near dangerous waters and not keeping a closer watch. Avoiding responsibility.

[ + ] observation1

[ - ] observation1 1 point 8 monthsAug 5, 2023 16:49:04 ago (+1/-0)

I dont get why crocs are protected. We dont protect lizards. But if you grow big enough to the size you can kill people, then you get some sort of immunity. I would commission a study to see if the ecosysyem would miss them. If not, fuck the scaly bastards.

[ + ] Prairie

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 8 monthsAug 5, 2023 16:50:26 ago (+0/-0)

My angle wasn't about protecting the species, just that they were shifting blame. Not good for the humans.

[ + ] rzr97

[ - ] rzr97 0 points 8 monthsAug 5, 2023 19:41:27 ago (+0/-0)

That was the greatest thing I ever saw! I fucking cheered. Fucking kike cucks that want monsters all over rivers, lakes, oceans, etc.

GIVE UP YOUR FUCKING HOUSE if you disagree! Our great, great, great, great, great grandfathers did this to mountain lions, bears and wolves so we can live where we live now safely.

White men should be ashamed we let these monsters around our children. Fucking pathetic cucks.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 2 points 8 monthsAug 5, 2023 12:46:17 ago (+2/-0)

/Officials are confident that the reported incident would not have happened had Ortiz chosen to remain on the bridge and not jumped into the river./...well DUHHHHHHH....but that was a big croc.
FYI, death by croc is more common than people know throughout the 3rd world, about 10 years back in Jamaica there was a stat report average of 6 deaths a year, all women who were doing laundry in the rivers.

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 8 monthsAug 5, 2023 23:04:01 ago (+0/-0)

The Rio Grande already has gators. The only crocodiles in the US are in Florida and prefer saltwater. They wouldn’t do well very far up the river.

[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 8 monthsAug 5, 2023 22:52:57 ago (+0/-0)

Crocodiles are scary bro. They got them dinosaur eyes. They’re like polar bears they’ll hunt your ass like any other prey.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 8 monthsAug 5, 2023 22:09:39 ago (+0/-0)

Theyd be coming across the border with Obama fones and crocodillo boots

[ - ] rabidR04CH 0 points 8 monthsAug 5, 2023 20:40:28 ago (+0/-0)

Geez what a fucking stupid spic.

[ - ] rzr97 0 points 8 monthsAug 5, 2023 19:39:55 ago (+1/-1)

That's EXACTLY what should be done to all crocs, alligators and sharks. Fucking kikes and liberals tell us the ecosystem would be hurt. No the fuck it wouldn't. They contribute nothing and other fish, etc. would take their place. Our great, great, great, great, great grandfathers did this to mountain lions, bears and wolves so we can live where we live now safely.

Zero need for humans to be killed or hurt by these monsters. I mean sure in this case it wasn't a human, just some Mexican food but still.

No need for bears, tigers, lions. etc. either. If we all weren't so cucked, we'd just kill them all and live without worry.

[ - ] noonefromnowhere 0 points 8 monthsAug 5, 2023 15:07:22 ago (+0/-0)

My favorite part of the article is the pop-up in the comments that asks me to rate the comments with options like "very toxic".

[ - ] SecretHitler 0 points 8 monthsAug 5, 2023 12:24:12 ago (+0/-0)

Not a bad idea. Alligators would probably be easier though.

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 8 monthsAug 5, 2023 17:16:13 ago (+0/-0)

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[ + ] SecretHitler

[ - ] SecretHitler 0 points 8 monthsAug 5, 2023 21:22:34 ago (+0/-0)

True, but perhaps maiming sends a louder message

[ + ] deleted

[ - ] deleted 0 points 8 monthsAug 8, 2023 21:44:45 ago (+0/-0)